Jordan (Katie Price) gets moer exposure for her new book (NSFW, apparantly..)

[desprateseagull]

http://www.thedailygoss.com/gossip/oops!-who-reveals-a-little-too-much/0001683/


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[footychick]

Mmmm nice - you can see the scar around her nipple.

 

[steward 433]

Mmmm nice - you can see the scar around her nipple.

very nice it is too

 

[NMH]

What a crap boob-job - her nipple is almost under her arm

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

They look far better than they used to!

 

[Silent Bob]

What a crap boob-job - her nipple is almost under her arm

Is there such a thing as a "good" boob job?

This is one of the most horrific things I've ever seen.

 

[Trufflehound]

her nipple is almost under her arm

Buboes?

 

[Nibble]

She is a spectacular nonsense of a woman.

 

[Les Biehn]

Wow, Jordan's tits. Never thought I would ever get to see them.

 

[Nibble]

Wow, Jordan's tits. Never thought I would ever get to see them.

Miracles do happen Leslie.

 

[Les Biehn]

Miracles do happen Leslie.

I remember when she was getting her fur burger out in penthouse.

 

[Nibble]

I remember when she was getting her fur burger out in penthouse.

I remember when she was taking it up the dinner dumper in senior school.

 

[e77]

Good luck to her. A woman from a council estate driving round in a Bentley would suggest she slightly knows what she is doing!

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

Is she from a council estate? I had a feeling she wasn't.

Obviously this 'nip-slip' was unintentional and nothing to do with her book launch.

HOw exactly can this woman have enough to write three books about?

Day One - Got drunk. Flashed me knickers and the pap and got taken up the arse by Dane Bowers.

Day Two - Little hungover, but got drunk again and flashed me boobs this time. Different guy. I wouldn't touch Bowers with a barge pole.

Day Three - Shagged Bowers again. D'Oh!

 

[house your seagull]

she's from a nice part of hangleton i thought ... can any fellow blatch rejects confirm this for me?

 

[desprateseagull]

Is she from a council estate? I had a feeling she wasn't.

Obviously this 'nip-slip' was unintentional and nothing to do with her book launch.

HOw exactly can this woman have enough to write three books about?

Day One - Got drunk. Flashed me knickers and the pap and got taken up the arse by Dane Bowers.

Day Two - Little hungover, but got drunk again and flashed me boobs this time. Different guy. I wouldn't touch Bowers with a barge pole.

Day Three - Shagged Bowers again. D'Oh!

I doubt anything Ms Jordan does is unintentional.. i doubt it would have haoppened if she didnt have a book out, now eh?

 

[Robot Chicken]

I remember seeing Jordan appear with Gladiator Rhino at the Pavilion Theatre Worthing in a pantomime.

To say she can't act is a slight understatement.

 

[SeagullRic]

Didn't she go to patcham?

 

[Gazwag]

Didn't she go to patcham?

No definately had a complete boob job

 

[e77]

Is she from a council estate? I had a feeling she wasn't.

Obviously this 'nip-slip' was unintentional and nothing to do with her book launch.

HOw exactly can this woman have enough to write three books about?

Day One - Got drunk. Flashed me knickers and the pap and got taken up the arse by Dane Bowers.

Day Two - Little hungover, but got drunk again and flashed me boobs this time. Different guy. I wouldn't touch Bowers with a barge pole.

Day Three - Shagged Bowers again. D'Oh!

The thing is people buy them though!