Joke

[Chicken Run]

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything.

During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking.

"Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition
and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly.

"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth is happening in there?"

The Doctor replied,



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"Same problem Ma'am but he's with Bupa".

 

[Minty Seagull]

 

[shingle]

Good one

 

[SK1NT]

that is funny

 

[Pavilionaire]

Nice one.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

, great joke.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

When are the fixtures out?

 

[Marc]

heard before but quality all the same

 

[Bad Ash]

My mate works for BUPA. Consider it forwarded

 

[Virgos Magician]

i got another joke, not as gd as urs though.You've probably heard it all b4.

A Battery and a Fireworks got caught speeding down the M25, one got charged and the other got let off!

 

[Brixtaan]

Nothing like a good laugh at your own joke.

 

[brighton2win]

especially when its rrreeeaallllyyyy funny

 

[Biscuit]

 

[dougdeep]

 

[Biscuit]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My mate works for BUPA. Consider it forwarded

BUPA International in Russell Sq, by any chance?

 

[Biscuit]

Bit of a shot in the dark danny.