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sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,958
town full of eejits
a 30 something wife , disgruntled with her lot,decides to buy herself a pair of crotchless panties to see if she can rev the old boy up ,

she gets home from the shops ,cooks a lovely meal and gets the kids bathed and off to bed before sliding into a steaming ,pine fresh, radox bath , she shaves her legs , trims her bush and joins her hubby in the front room watching the telly ,as the adverts come on she asks hubby if he wants a cuppa ,as he turns to answer her she spreads her legs ,revealing her glistening , wet womanhood.

"are you wearing crotchless knickers?".....he says
"yeh".....she says.

"thank f*** for that " he says " i though the stuffing was coming out of the sofa"..
 
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