Kev the Ape
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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful blonde.
She asks "Santa will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho ho ho i gotta go! i gotta deliver these toys to the children y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and pants, she asks, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho ho ho i gotta go! i gotta deliver these toys to the children y'know!"
She takes off everythink and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies, "Hey hey hey, i gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
She asks "Santa will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho ho ho i gotta go! i gotta deliver these toys to the children y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and pants, she asks, "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho ho ho i gotta go! i gotta deliver these toys to the children y'know!"
She takes off everythink and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies, "Hey hey hey, i gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"