[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[AmexRuislip]

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.






Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

 

[timbha]

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.






Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

Hadn’t you asked them to call? A bit unlucky, 3 in a morning

 

[Is it PotG?]

I hope social distancing and masks were order of the day.

A bit irresponsible flogging holidays of ANY sort in the present climate.

 

[zefarelly]

It's going a little off piste, but I hope their prices were seasonally adjusted.

 

[hart's shirt]

The opportunity to raise money for charity, keep your drinks cold during summer and buy both discounted white goods and inexpensive vacations doesn't sound too much of an imposition.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Why were they all bloody? Sounds like you live in quite a dangerous neighbourhood and this is something you should be more worried about than ordinary, working people doing their jobs.

 

[Gotsmanov]

What were the ski holiday deals?

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[Tim Over Whelmed]

You may have given your data, subject to GDPR regs, to the charity, so why you may say they were "cold calling" they may say they had legitimate interest. I think you're being harsh on your local dog's home.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Fit the best, Fit Everest

 

[Hampden Park]

icy, very funny

 

[Brovion]

A bloke knocked on my door this morning asking if i'd be interested in climbing Everest for charity. An hour later there was someone else selling ice cubes followed by a guy offering cheap chest freezers. Then a women came up and said she had some great deals on skiing holidays.


Bloody cold callers ruined my morning.

Just FYI 'cold calling' is when the sales call has not been initiated or invited by the putative customer. It is NOTHING to do with the products being sold.

 

[essbee1]

I liked that joke.

 

[bhafc99]

I liked that joke.

It left me cold.

 

[Jack Straw]

Nepal in on the "Red list" as regards travelling. I think the bloke asking if you wanted to climb Everest was trying to scam you?

 

[schmunk]

Nepal in on the "Red list" as regards travelling. I think the bloke asking if you wanted to climb Everest was trying to scam you?

If you're interested, for half the price I can arrange you a trip to K2.



Optional excursion to Tilgate Park.