What kind of television does a pencil own?
Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania
Sorry, sorry sorry...
• Why would a pencil own a television?
• Are pencils sentient enough to understand the concept of ownership?
• What kind of ocular facets does a pencil have that allow it to watch television - let alone own one?
• What kind of television is a Pennsylvania?
• Even if we had got through all of that, is it obligatory for a pencil to own a 'Pennsylvania' TV set?
What type of pencil was it, HB or HD?
You can lead a pencil to water, but a TV must be LED
What kind of television does a pencil own?
Pennsylvania
What kind of television does a pencil own?
Pennsylvania
I don't actually get the original joke. For someone explain it. Possibly thereby making it funny.
I don't get it either. Please explain.
Won't be funny anymore but if I spell it differently it may help.
Pen-cil-vania (home of Philadelphia)
How do pencils actually buy a television? I can't believe any pencil owns a television. Pencils do watch television as I've got one on my mantelpiece and it doesn't move when I switch the telly on, even when there's a crap programme on, like Loose Women.