Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Just as one of our football team was about to run on to the pitch today, he blu-tacked a pheasant to his nose. He said it was his "Game-face".
I'm not buying it. There's no way blu-tac is strong enough to attach a pheasant to a nose.
Just as one of our football team was about to run on to the pitch today, he blu-tacked a pheasant to his nose. He said it was his "Game-face".
You can stick a car upside down to a car park roof if you use enough blu-tac. I therefore conclude that this scenario is accurate. Not funny, but accurate.