Joke de jour

[Spun Cuppa]

Apart from the massive capitulation at Croydon obviously

A man and a giraffe are sitting in a pub, getting legless

After drinking solidly for six hours, they get up to leave

The giraffe collapses in a heap on the pub floor, and his drinking buddy goes to leave without him

The landlord says to him, 'Don't leave that lying there...', pointing at the giraffe

The pissed bloke looks at it and says, 'It's not a lion, it's a giraffe...'

 

[hopper_182]

hmmm....an oldie. 3/10

 

[Marc]

whats does Joke De Jour mean? always wondered!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

whats does Joke De Jour mean? always wondered!

Joke of the day I believe

 

[Paul Skinback]

Joke Du Jour means comedy place, place of humour.

On a side issue, the capitulation in Croydon?!! We drew 2-2 against a full strength Villa team from the start of play. What a mug you are, in every way really. Jealousy is a mugs game....oh wait.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Joke Du Jour means comedy place, place of humour.

On a side issue, the capitulation in Croydon?!! We drew 2-2 against a full strength Villa team from the start of play. What a mug you are, in every way really. Jealousy is a mugs game....oh wait.

Thanks for pointing out my single error there. Much appreciated...

 

[Paul Skinback]

Thanks for pointing out my single error there. Much appreciated...

Only here to help

 

[R. Slicker]

Joke Du Jour means comedy place, place of humour.

On a side issue, the capitulation in Croydon?!! We drew 2-2 against a full strength Villa team from the start of play. What a mug you are, in every way really. Jealousy is a mugs game....oh wait.

What the f**k are you talking about?
Joke du jour is joke of the day.
Unless soup du jour is a place for eating soup.

 

[Bluejuice]

But Du Jour is French for 'of the day' no?

 

[Two Professors]

Villa didn't win because their players took to long learning to jump over the ruts on the pitch left by the caravans being hauled off at 3 PM

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I always thought it was joke of the day.

Edit. Just seen from other responses that it is indeed

 

[withdeanwombat]

whats does Joke De Jour mean? always wondered!

On here it means "Antiques Roadshow".

 

[Spun Cuppa]

On here it means "Antiques Roadshow".

Some bloke on the bus with a bottle of White 'Paint Stripper' Lightning cider told me the joke, so I thought it was proper avant-garde

 

[Paul Skinback]

Villa didn't win because their players took to long learning to jump over the ruts on the pitch left by the caravans being hauled off at 3 PM

What you chump! I live in a 3 bed house with small drive (no caravan), decent size back garden, about £280k near Bromley in Kent, mug.

Just to put things right as some of you are completely incapable, the real pikey's are Charlton. They are surrounded by 'campsites', completely unlike Palace.

My apologies, 'her indoors' fault in translation. 'Joke de jour' means joke day, joke du jour does indeed mean joke of the day.
Now you can masterbate yourselves to death that a Palace fan has admitted he was wrong on here. I will severely castigate myself after dinner.

 

[essbee]

spun cuppa...

Were you pissed when you decided to offer that as joke du jour?

 

[Blackadder]

What you chump! I live in a 3 bed house with small drive (no caravan), decent size back garden, about £280k near Bromley in Kent, mug.

Are you Bromley Born&Bred?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

spun cuppa...

Were you pissed when you decided to offer that as joke du jour?

I think I offered it as joke de jour, erroneously as PS has so kindly pointed out...

I should of paid more attention in French lessons at school, rather than staring at the French mistress' thru'pennies

 

[Spun Cuppa]

What you chump! I live in a 3 bed house with small drive (no caravan), decent size back garden, about £280k near Bromley in Kent, mug.

I did hear there were some nice Council houses to be had up that way

 

[bhaexpress]

What you chump! I live in a 3 bed house with small drive (no caravan), decent size back garden, about £280k near Bromley in Kent, mug.

Just to put things right as some of you are completely incapable, the real pikey's are Charlton. They are surrounded by 'campsites', completely unlike Palace.

My apologies, 'her indoors' fault in translation. 'Joke de jour' means joke day, joke du jour does indeed mean joke of the day.
Now you can masterbate yourselves to death that a Palace fan has admitted he was wrong on here. I will severely castigate myself after dinner.

How did you manage to get a three bed house for £280,000 round here ? Must be worth a lot more than that now. Oh hang on, do you live in New Addington ?

 

[Uncle C]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally
slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is
going to be my lucky day!'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, 'Thank You!,' and returned to the stove... her T-
shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer is broken'