Joke De Jour

[Stoo82]

In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ..''English Weather..'

Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.'
















In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.
Boom boom.

 

[Stat Brother]

Not really worth the first boom, let alone another.

 

[Lokki 7]

Why is it not politically correct to call the weather in England English weather, but pc to call it muslim weather?

I first heard this joke on stage from Jason Manford about the weather in Manchester being like the muslims in Iraq. Think we should stick with his version personally.

 

[Gazwag]

Why is it not politically correct to call the weather in England English weather, but pc to call it muslim weather?

I think the problem is the boom boom at the end of a muslim joke

 

[bhaexpress]

I think the problem is the boom boom at the end of a muslim joke

That's bound to get some explosive responses.

 

[Stoo82]

Its not a "Muslim Joke". Its a joke. FFS get a grip.

I added the "Boom Boom" and the first thing which coame into your heard was about bombs, this is YOUR problem and not mine as the "Boom Boom was a basil brush 'boom boom.'

You have brought racism into this, not me.

 

[User removed 4]

i cannot abide racist jokes












*some of my best friends are racists !*

 

[Lokki 7]

Its not a "Muslim Joke". Its a joke. FFS get a grip.

I added the "Boom Boom" and the first thing which coame into your heard was about bombs, this is YOUR problem and not mine as the "Boom Boom was a basil brush 'boom boom.'

You have brought racism into this, not me.

Do you really think a Brighton football forum is the right platform for you to peddle your racist filth? What with you and Nazi scum like Barrel of Fun this board is a disgrace.

 

[lighthouse]

Its not a "Muslim Joke". Its a joke. FFS get a grip.

I added the "Boom Boom" and the first thing which coame into your heard was about bombs, this is YOUR problem and not mine as the "Boom Boom was a basil brush 'boom boom.'

You have brought racism into this, not me.

He's being foxist now!

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom! Boom!

 

[Superphil]

Boom Boom

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[Gazwag]

Its not a "Muslim Joke". Its a joke. FFS get a grip.

I added the "Boom Boom" and the first thing which coame into your heard was about bombs, this is YOUR problem and not mine as the "Boom Boom was a basil brush 'boom boom.'

You have brought racism into this, not me.

oops, sorry, calm down calm down, should have added the

 

[sten_super]

Do people just sit around at work twiddling their thumbs until something appears on NSC that they can take offence at?

edit: damnit wanted to add a comedy smiley and stupid edit function won't let me.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Do people just sit around at work twiddling their thumbs until something appears on NSC that they can take offence at?

edit: damnit wanted to add a comedy smiley and stupid edit function won't let me. :hammer:

How's that one for you?

 

[bhaexpress]

Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom! Boom!

 

[strings]

Is anyone else getting a Muslim singles advert at the top of this page?

 

[User removed 4]

Do people just sit around at work twiddling their thumbs until something appears on NSC that they can take offence at?

edit: damnit wanted to add a comedy smiley and stupid edit function won't let me.

sten, is stupid edit a function that only you have ?

 

[Easy 10]

I have to question under what authority a Royal Commission for Political Correctness can arbitrarily pass on this new ruling.

A bill would require first reading and debating in both the House of Commons and the House of Lords before reaching committee stage and then report stage, before there is a third reading stage where the bill can be further debated in the House before going to final draft. Only then can it go for the Royal Assent for it to be passed.

It strikes me that this so-called "Royal Commission" is operating somewhat beyond its remit. I don't expect to have to "Muslim Weather" now or at any time in the near future.

 

[sten_super]

sten, is stupid edit a function that only you have ?

Apparently, yes

 

[The Large One]

It's quite ironic having a Royal Commission for Political Correctness bearing in mind we have a known racist Bubble for a King-type bloke.