Teacher says to class in Croydon Skool 
"What is your fathers job?"
Mary says "my daddy is a policeman and arrests criminals"
Julie says "My daddy is a paramedic and drives the ambulance and helps people"
Ahmed says "My papa is Dustman and takes peoples rubbish away keeping the streets clean and litter free"
NIGEL says "My dad is a male whore, he goes to gay bars and sells his arse for a fiver,
he will suck off gay men and gargle on their cum before swallowing 
for an extra pound and for £20 he will let 6 men gang rape him" 
Shocked the teacher pulls NIGEL to one side and says "NIGEL is this true about your father?"
NIGEL replies "NO MISS HE PLAYS FOR CRYSTAL PALARSE BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT !!"
"What is your fathers job?"
Mary says "my daddy is a policeman and arrests criminals"
Julie says "My daddy is a paramedic and drives the ambulance and helps people"
Ahmed says "My papa is Dustman and takes peoples rubbish away keeping the streets clean and litter free"
NIGEL says "My dad is a male whore, he goes to gay bars and sells his arse for a fiver,
he will suck off gay men and gargle on their cum before swallowing for an extra pound and for £20 he will let 6 men gang rape him" Shocked the teacher pulls NIGEL to one side and says "NIGEL is this true about your father?"
NIGEL replies "NO MISS HE PLAYS FOR CRYSTAL PALARSE BUT I WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT !!"
