[Football] Jizz Hornkamp

[macbeth]

...prevented the opposition from keeping a clean sheet today in the Dutch second division

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[AmexRuislip]

Program will have sticky pages

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Haven't we learnt our lesson about Dutch strikers.

 

[macbeth]

Only 22 years old, 6 feet tall, 8 goals from 20 and best of all, Wikipedia lists his positions as Striker...and right back.

It's a match made in heaven, get him in Tony!

 

[lawros left foot]

I think this could be a bit premature.

 

[Wardy's twin]

Forward and Right back seems heaven made for us

 

[Grassman]

I thought we’d run out of cash to spunk on Dutch players....

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Think he may of come of age today

 

[bhafc99]

Could be loads better than what we currently have.


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[driller]

A salty tale.

 

[Luke93]

Striker or right back? If Potter sees this he’ll jizz his pants.

 

[zefarelly]

Jizz who? Come again?

Wasn't he in the navy?

Not sure we can afford to spaff a bag load at the moment

 

[elwheelio]

Good in the box

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

You need a box of tissues whenever he’s on TV

 

[nwgull]

Haven't we learnt our lesson about Dutch strikers.

I don’t give a shit. This bloke won’t cost much in fees or wages, and we can have player called Jizz Hornkamp in the squad. Everything about his name is Brighton: Jizz, Horn, Kamp.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Need a fantasy team. Seaman in goal, obviously. Leeds' Koch. Stefan ****z. Dean Cox. I guess Areloa would have to be sub keeper. Managed by Hansi Flick who would bring Marcus Bean with him. Ryan Jack is not doing much at Rangers. Chinese superstar Hap Yi Nding. Playing at the Wankdorf stadium obvs.

*Disclaimer. One of these may not actually be a player.

Edit - looks like the swear filter doesn't like certain German footballers.

 

[vagabond]

NSC dad joke time.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh well. It had to be posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPmkILhKXi4

 

[BN9 BHA]

NSC dad joke time.

Go to bed son

 

[El Sid]

My sauce tells me that the Stains have come in with a better offer.