J P F - New Member

[J P F]

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JPF TO UNVEIL NEW MEMBER AT 9AM IN THE MORNING





Early leaked reports state that this will send shockwaves throughout NSC's Cliques.


WATCH THIS SPACE.



JPF.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Sorry, I've been away for the last 5months and boy has this place changed. Loads of rules and registering and Threads that are locked up and what not. But what is JPF?

 

[Captain Sensible]

Has it got anything to do with FG? Is it really stupid?
Tell me Tell me!

 

[Happy Seagull]

Turkey has finally seen the error of his ways?

 

[Sorrel]

I don't think I'm the only person here who realises the start of the new season can't come fast enough.

 

[tinx]

Captian sensible, join us, to fight all things quiche like and have the honour to be added to the list of JPF members in my sig.

The only requirement is to be anti the Quiche clique

 

[pasty]

Me Tinx, Me. Can I play please ?

 

[tinx]

Pasty my good man you're in.

 

[bhaexpress]

Er, excuse me, what is the JPF ?

The Jolly Poofs Fraternity ?

 

[tinx]

Th eJudean Peoples Front, its been setup as a rival clique to the Quiche. And so far we are kicking ass.

Wanna join, only privledge is you get a mention in my sig. but its a stand against all things Quiche.

 

[J P F]

It is with great excitement that I unveil JPF's newest member:

TURKEY

The former founding member of The Quiche, who has just handed his resignation into Quiche headquarters, has joined JPF on a permanant basis with immediate effect.

When asked why he had decided to switch to the Quiche's main rivals, Turkey replied:

"Well, I have to be honest with you, despite my best efforts, I just cannot see the unstoppable force that is JPF ever being defeated. I want to be a winner in this life and you can't do that by backing the outsider."

"The Quiche spawned out of the so called Cleethorpes 7, which was fine, but once others began to join up it all began to go downhill." he continued "Not naming any names, but
Quiche is full of idiots, tossers and closet Palace fans. I just couldn't take it anymore, it was like being at playschool trying to control them all the time."

Asked to describe his feelings at the present time, he simply stated

"The Quiche is mouldy, LONG LIVE JFP"

 

[SeagullinKent]

Can I join JPF please.

Turkey's group looks like a load of bollocks to me

 

[bhaexpress]

Th eJudean Peoples Front, its been setup as a rival clique to the Quiche. And so far we are kicking ass.

Wanna join, only privledge is you get a mention in my sig. but its a stand against all things Quiche.

Sorry but I'm as big a fench sitter as any Guardian reader and thus remain apolitical.

Thanks for the info though. I agree that Quiche is bad for you as well.

 

[SeagullinKent]

And from what I have just read above, I think he felt the same

 

[tinx]

SIK your in mate......

 

[Artois]

Fantastic News, Welcome Turkey!

This is a major shock for Quiche.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It was clear from the beginning that the quiche would crumble, the pastry was just to damn dry.

Welcome aboard SiK and pasty

 

[Artois]

Welcome aboard SiK and pasty

and Turkey?

 

[Safeway]

Quiche is full of idiots, tossers and closet Palace fans.

That made me laugh.

Still not joining any f***ing gay cliques though. Grrr.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'll believe that when i see it....