I've slept with 1,000 men...but I'm not a slut!? NOTW today

[bright1064]

In the News of the World today on pages 42-43 there is a story about Amy Michaels.

She is a 33 year old estate agent, who claims to have had sex with over 1,000 men!

That would mean she has slept with a different man every week since she was 17!!

Apparantly she tried to settle down and marry someone, but had to call it all off after cheating on the poor sod 30! Yes THREE-OH! times during their engagement alone.

Despite all this she makes the claim that she is not a slut!?

I can't believe some people! Maybe now that she has been dumb enough to share her story with the entire nation, her sex statistics will fall dramatcally. After all would you wanna go there after everyone else??

I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this takes the piss!



And there is also a video interview with her...

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/videoplayer/index.php?videoid=http://del.interoute.com/?id=373e9483-0128-4343-81c1-050e703c367b&delivery=stream

 

[Citrus in Sheffield]

Slut.

 

[The Timekeeper]

Looks Ok, wonder if she wants to make 1001.

 

[Fungus]

She is a 33 year old estate agent, who claims to have had sex with over 1,000 men!

She has time for a day job?

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

In the News of the World today on pages 42-43 there is a story about Amy Michaels.

She is a 33 year old estate agent, who claims to have had sex with over 1,000 men!

That would mean she has slept with a different man every week since she was 17!!

Apparantly she tried to settle down and marry someone, but had to call it all off after cheating on the poor sod 30! Yes THREE-OH! times during their engagement alone.

Despite all this she makes the claim that she is not a slut!?

I can't believe some people! Maybe now that she has been dumb enough to share her story with the entire nation, her sex statistics will fall dramatcally. After all would you wanna go there after everyone else??

I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this takes the piss!

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And there is also a video interview with her...

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/videoplayer/index.php?videoid=http://del.interoute.com/?id=373e9483-0128-4343-81c1-050e703c367b&delivery=stream

On the contrary, blokes will know she is an easy lay and fill their boots, although maybe not fill her up now that she must have a gargantuan private area.

 

[bright1064]

Looks Ok, wonder if she wants to make 1001.

By the sounds of the article mate, I reckon you are in with a BIG shout!

 

[sod1]

does she give out her phone number ?

 

[bright1064]

does she give out her phone number ?

Yeah apparantly she has given it out quite a lot!

 

[bristolseagull]

i was number 568

 

[Trigger]

342 here.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

My friends an I were 655, 656 and 657 all at the same time. So she has found a way to keep the average up without having to pull that often!

 

[London Pompous]

Are there any virgins on NSC that she could deflower?

 

[rospants]

what a slut!, wonder how many STD's shes got??

 

[hitony]

Not very nice for me to learn about my new girlfriend, and her habits on here eh ?

 

[hitony]

what a slut!, wonder how many STD's shes got??

Not many..........errm ....well........ i dont think she has anyway

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

There's a fair chance of her telling porky-pies here

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

She must have a kunt like a billposter's bucket

 

[hitony]

There's a fair chance of her telling porky-pies here

Laura, I think you will find that the majority of male members (excuse the pun!) will want to believe its true

 

[hitony]

She must have a kunt like a billposter's bucket

Im sure you can tell us all about it danny

How are you keeping mate, long time no see.

 

[bright1064]

Laura, I think you will find that the majority of male members (excuse the pun!) will want to believe its true

And who knows, if she is as much of a schlaag as she claims there may even be one or two on here who may be able to certify that this story is indeed true!

Please come forward if this is the case!