I've never been on TV, help

[Stat Brother]

I just noticed on the autograph thread GG has appeared on TV 4 times. I, on the other hand, have NEVER got on the box, which has always been a constant source of disappointment. I've never even been in a crowd shot with the Albion.

This doesn't come from any lack of effort on my part, I must be going about it all the wrong way.

So from those of you that are seasoned 'personalities', how do I do it?. I'm not after anything big, reading the 10 o'clock news or anything, I just want my ugly-mug on TV.

 

[Scarface]

I have been on TV a few times and I am on Arsenal's Untouchables DVD of last season!

Mostly crowd shots though and my legs were on Rugby Special once!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I think its just a case of being in the right place at the right time.

I was on the last series of Faking It, by the way...

 

[Marshy]

careful though, they say you put on 20 pound on the telly !

 

[lost in london]

Kill someone? Brutal murderers tend to get a lot of press for a while.

 

[Scarface]

careful though, they say you put on 20 pound on the telly !

I wouldnt mind, I'm a bit skinny!

 

[Marc]

TOTP front row for the crowd shot when Chesney Hawkes breaks into his solo ".....I AM..."

is the type of thing you should aim for, not saying the LEGEND that is Chesney will be there but some crappy pop idol shite will be!
Either that or wear your BHA top to the British Open Snooker being held at the Brighton Centre this week, its on Sky Sports so plenty of chances for stardom there

 

[Cian]

I've been on the news repeatedly as I used to pass the front of the Dáil everyday, so I'd often be seen in the background.

I'm on my mobile in a shot they still use on TV3 any time they pretend someones in front of the Dáil...

 

[WATFORD O]

I have been on tv a few times cos I'm so don.............

 

[Stat Brother]

Killing someone, cool, it'll be less boring than a day coughing & watching snooker.
& as for adding 20lbs, everyone has got wide screen, right.

 

[alan partridge]

I have been on tv a few times cos I'm so don.............

I knew it was you! I spotted you on Queer as Folk

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I have been on tv a few times cos I'm so don.............

What is all this "I am so don" bollocks Watford?

Donkey?
Donut?
Dong?

If you ask me, they all mean shit

 

[WATFORD O]

What is all this "I am so don" bollocks Watford?

Donkey?
Donut?
Dong?

If you ask me, they all mean shit

Christ you must be thick as shit.........

The Don as in the top man, the main man, he who must be obeyed. Aint you ever watched a gangster film?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

On the news a couple of times recently, but then I work next door to the Royal Courts of Justice, and often walk past the OB units.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Christ you must be thick as shit.........

The Don as in the top man, the main man, he who must be obeyed. Aint you ever watched a gangster film?

Many. Just never associated that with you

Donut it is then

 

[Strike]

I have been on TV for a Politics show in 2003, and have had a cameo role in Wimbledon the movie for lurking around the outside courts starring as me of course.

 

[Shegull]

I've been on the news repeatedly as I used to pass the front of the Dáil everyday, so I'd often be seen in the background.

I'm on my mobile in a shot they still use on TV3 any time they pretend someones in front of the Dáil...

Must watch out for that next time I see the TV3 news

 

[Easy 10]

I am actually Robert Kilroy-Silk. I'm always on.

 

[SK1NT]

i was on tv, when i ran on the pitch after our swindon play off semi final! also was on tv when we draw 1-1 with watford this season and i started hurdling all the chairs to the players!

 

[Soton Seagull]

I was on TV when I was about 5 (it wasn't a specialist production before anyone starts!) painting something in class as part of 'Save Connaught Infants School' campaign. That worked really well!

I was also in the audience of 'Strike it lucky', because it got me the day off! Also made an appearance in the audience of Question Time, my forehead made a cameo, although Dimbers gave me the nod for the next question, but some Tory twat kept wittering on, and the programme thenm finished.

I reckon I have 14 of my 15 minutes of fame left!