I've just seen SUPERMAN walk into Zizi's

[Easy 10]

Enjoying a lunchtime pint in the pub garden of The Star in Haywards Heath today, I looked up from my pork scratchings, and noticed Superman walking into Zizi's. Admittedly I didn't see him land, but it was clearly him, clear as day and large as life. I was unfortunate enough to have to endure one of Zizi's naff pizza's a few months back (£8.95 for a thin-based piece of rubbish with some grated cheese and a few sorry slices of salami scattered round the edges, pfff). I started to call out to warn him, but the Man of Steel was already in the door and I didn't want to make a scene.

Later on I saw Supergirl outside Natwest. She's let herself go a bit.

 

[Knightsworld]

You sure the heat isn't affecting your eyesight chap, was probably a MIRAGE

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

You sure the heat isn't affecting your eyesight chap, was probably a MIRAGE

There's a big difference between a bloke with an "S" on his chest and a French fighter aircraft. If it's his eyesight, not even Specsavers could save him!

 

[Man of Harveys]

He's talking complete bollocks: Zizzi's is lovely.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

a French fighter

Contradiction in terms, surely?

 

[Easy 10]

Definately not the heat. I was quite lucid and in possession of all my faculties. I'm just amazed the Caped Crusador * would bother having lunch at such a poor establishment. I can only assume he was saving someone. Perhaps somebody needed the Heimlich or something.

* hang on, thats Batman isn't it ?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Later on I saw Supergirl outside Natwest. She's let herself go a bit.

I had my first erection whilst watching Supergirl, not sure how old I was. Helen Slater is fit

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

I have just seen superman in Burgess Hill.............

I dont think it was really him tho he was wearing a bum bag which is well.......a bit camp really

 

[Trufflehound]

Re: Re: I've just seen SUPERMAN walk into Zizi's

I had my first erection whilst watching Supergirl, not sure how old I was.

So did I. I was 26.

 

[JJ McClure]

I have just seen superman in Burgess Hill.............

I dont think it was really him tho he was wearing a bum bag which is well.......a bit camp really

Well he's got to keeps his keys and wallet somewhere, and it's hardly as if his suit has pockets

 

[crasher]

Zizi's is rubbish. Crap food and overpriced with it.

May this was Fathers for Justice on their annual summer get-together?

Or maybe Lex Luther is working as a sous chef in HH while he plots his next world-domination drive?

 

[Easy 10]

Later on I saw him bothering customers at Prezzo's while Supergirl was in Lloyds Pharmacy. Hopefully she was buying some Slimfast. I'd like to see her back to her usual lithe profile. Spandex on a tubby is not ideal - you're not supposed to be able to see the dent of her belly button through her costume are you.

 

[Scotty Mac]

zizis is wank

 

[Trufflehound]

Well he's got to keeps his keys and wallet somewhere, and it's hardly as if his suit has pockets

Why does he need keys? Surely he could just pull any door off its hinges if he needed to get in anywhere?

 

[Easy 10]

Why would he want to do that to his own house ? While he's out fighting crime, he'd be burgled within 48 hours, which would be unfortunate and rather ironic all at the same time.

 

[JJ McClure]

Why does he need keys? Surely he could just pull any door off its hinges if he needed to get in anywhere?

Coz it would cost him a fortune in carpenters and locksmiths if he kept smashing in the door of his own bungalow in Keymer

 

[Scotty Mac]

Coz it would cost him a fortune in carpenters and locksmiths if he kept smashing in the door of his own bungalow in Keymer

i reckon he goes to that fish bar/chineese in keymer. they do a mean pineapple duck

 

[Trufflehound]

Coz it would cost him a fortune in carpenters and locksmiths if he kept smashing in the door of his own bungalow in Keymer

Couldn't he just weld it back on again using his laser eyes?

 

[Easy 10]

Couldn't he just weld it back on again using his laser eyes?

Possibly. Or he could whizz round the world thousands and thousands of times, so fast that the Earth starts spinning the other way and everything goes back in time. Then he coud go back in time to the moment before he battered his front door down. Or better still, to the moment he left the house without his keys.

The problem with that is when he takes us all back in time, I'd end up writing this whole f***ing report on Excel again, and I've nearly finished it now.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Caped Crusador *

* hang on, thats Batman isn't it ?

Yes yes it is.

Superman is the Man Of Steel.