I've just had a chicken tarka

[REDLAND]

Its like a tikka but a little otter

 

[Chicken Run]

 

[colinpants]

thats going to smart tomorrow.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Its like a tikka but a little otter

 

[aftershavedave]

Its like a tikka but a little otter

 

[Trufflehound]

Are they repeating the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club now?

 

[Commander]

Its like a tikka but a little otter

So you're a veggie but eat otters!?



Made me chuckle BTW

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Mind you don't slip into a korma .......

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Indian Top 35
35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna
34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness
32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham
31. Dansak Queen - Abba
30. Korma People - Pulp
29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba
28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole
27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes
26. Korma Police - Radiohead
25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream
24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue
23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles
22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits
21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths
20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day
19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To - Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin
18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua
17. Sag Aloo - Black lace
16. Take That and Chapati - Take That
15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji - Lisa Stansfield
14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant
13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge
11. Vindaloo - Abba
10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello
09. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice
08. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss
07. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants
06. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley
05. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off - Jermaine Jackson
04. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers
03. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf
02. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard
01. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

 

[Tooting Gull]

Its like a tikka but a little otter

There's probably a 'Ring of Bright Water' curry/otter gag in there somewhere as well...

 

[bhafc99]

Has this thread got confused with "If you could travel back in time" thread?

It seems to have warped into a 40 year old 'joke du jour' thread, back from the days when NSC was like this:



"Hallo, is that Mr Simster? One has a new posting for you to read on North Starned Chit. Would you like to proceed?"

"Rather!"

"Jolly good! Message is as follows. Mr Redland would like to inform North Starned Chit that one has just consumed a chicken tarka STOP It is like a chicken tikka but somewhat hotter STOP. Would one like to respond?"

"Indeed, indeed. Please contact Mr Redland with one of those new-fangled smillies. I would like the one where the character waves his football association rattle and the word 'hurrah' appears above him. Can you do that for me?"

"Certainly Mr Simster. Thank you for using North Starned Chit. And jolly good luck to The Albion, what!"

 

[Trufflehound]

Is this Groundhog Day? Every time I come on NSC I read the same old jokes.

I'm not laughing on principle.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

In ten years time there will be a women prime minister called margaret thatcher, there will be a pound coin, there will be more than 3 channels on the telly, Elvis will die a fat man, and this joke will be 100 years old.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

......and this joke will be 100 years old.

...And I will still be cracking it !

 

[Guinness Boy]

Is this Groundhog Day? Every time I come on NSC I read the same old jokes.

I'm not laughing on principle.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

You didn't even get the joke right it's

I went for an Indian last night, had tarka dhal. It's like normal dhal only otter.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

 

[REDLAND]

You didn't even get the joke right it's

I went for an Indian last night, had tarka dhal. It's like normal dhal only otter.

Thats RUBBISH

 

[Frutos]

Has this thread got confused with "If you could travel back in time" thread?

It seems to have warped into a 40 year old 'joke du jour' thread, back from the days when NSC was like this:



"Hallo, is that Mr Simster? One has a new posting for you to read on North Starned Chit. Would you like to proceed?"

"Rather!"

"Jolly good! Message is as follows. Mr Redland would like to inform North Starned Chit that one has just consumed a chicken tarka STOP It is like a chicken tikka but somewhat hotter STOP. Would one like to respond?"

"Indeed, indeed. Please contact Mr Redland with one of those new-fangled smillies. I would like the one where the character waves his football association rattle and the word 'hurrah' appears above him. Can you do that for me?"

"Certainly Mr Simster. Thank you for using North Starned Chit. And jolly good luck to The Albion, what!"

That is very good, it must be said.

Much funnier than the original joke for me.