I've just been shopping at ASDA

[Ernest]

I've just had a lovely afternoon shopping up at Asda's and I filled my trolley full of ice cream, frozen fish, and loads of nice stuff from the deli specially cut for me.
Trouble is that when I got to the checkout I found I had forgotten to bring my wallet and some geek had to go and put everything back on the shelf.
Even more trouble was that the Assistant Manager then came and told me my custom wasn't welcome in the future not that they were getting it anyway.
If anyone else is as forgetful as me when they go to Asda's I suggest after you have put the ice cream and stuff in your trolley you walk around for a few minutes so it melts and they can't put it back in the freezer

 

[Everest]

Well done Ernest.

 

[Turkey]

Silly ASDA.

What do they think they're up to?

Losing so many shopppers.

Lets all go in and do the same..

Brighton people unwelcome in Brighton ASDA supermarket.

 

[Hilton]

Please don't mess up the electrical bit, I'll be the one cleaning it up later.

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

I've just had a lovely afternoon shopping up at Asda's and I filled my trolley full of ice cream, frozen fish, and loads of nice stuff from the deli specially cut for me.
Trouble is that when I got to the checkout I found I had forgotten to bring my wallet and some geek had to go and put everything back on the shelf.
Even more trouble was that the Assistant Manager then came and told me my custom wasn't welcome in the future not that they were getting it anyway.
If anyone else is as forgetful as me when they go to Asda's I suggest after you have put the ice cream and stuff in your trolley you walk around for a few minutes so it melts and they can't put it back in the freezer

Some of that Häagen-Dazs & Ben & Jerry's can be sooooo expensive too

 

[Trigger]

Ernest for PM!

 

[Ernest]

Ernest for PM!

Oh and some jobsworth security called me an idiot too

 

[Zeitgeist]

Trouble is that when I got to the checkout I found I had forgotten to bring my wallet

Now you know what It's like to be "Potless"

 

[Withnail]

Well done that man!!!! More of the same!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Next should be some trolley races round the place, with a Supermarket Sweep style cram as much as you can get in the trolley.

 

[Ernest]

Remember that once you get thrown out of the Hollingbury Asda's it is only a bus ride to the Marina one to have another go

 

[Trigger]

Reminds me of the Focus trolley dashes we used to do on the way to away games... Marvellous scenes, the driver always had Ocean Colour Scene - Riverboat Song playing for when we returned to the vehicle ready to make our getaway!

 

[Ernest]

Reminds me of the Focus trolley dashes we used to do on the way to away games... Marvellous scenes, the driver always had Ocean Colour Scene - Riverboat Song playing for when we returned to the vehicle ready to make our getaway!

Trig, are you up for a little game in Asda's up the Marina. I'm going to stick a load of cotton wool round my mouth like a beard and put some string on my glasses and you can wear a nice anorak and we can go in Asda's and do the checkout joke and when asked for our names say we're Knight and Perry and we're both potless

 

[Biscuit]

All meet up after the match... Go AS..'duh... smashing!

 

[Uncle Buck]

I remember playing the trolley game after a game at Brentford. There was a Do it All (Focus had just bought them) by South Ealing Underground. I had great pleasure in getting the Saturday staff to individually wrap nails. However they would not deliver a bathroom suite to the failed politicans place in Eastbourne

 

[Trigger]

Trig, are you up for a little game in Asda's up the Marina. I'm going to stick a load of cotton wool round my mouth like a beard and put some string on my glasses and you can wear a nice anorak and we can go in Asda's and do the checkout joke and when asked for our names say we're Knight and Perry and we're both potless

Can i be Perry?

 

[Ernest]

Can i be Perry?

Of course you can as I have the string on my glasses already

 

[byf]

Yeah burn down asda...................Who's with me?

 

[Superphil]

****ing Brilliant, I think I shall try something tomorrow

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

hehe great idea!!! well done

i think the supermarket sweep idea would be great fun!! a lizards vs nsc albion round maybe??