I've had an e-mail from R Kelly

[Lord Bracknell]

-----Original Message-----
From: kelly [mailto:ypucht@soulasylum.net]
Sent: 19 February 2007 11:00
To:
Subject: it`s kelly


hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight.
would you like to chat with me and see my pics?
if so then email me at rkelly8@globuskostenlos.info

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ask if she is going to give you permission for the big erection.

 

[seven stands]

so what did she look like

 

[Buzzer]

Be careful there LB. Last time R Kelly was caught on camera it was doing stuff to under age children.

EDIT - Oh, silly me. I thought you meant R Kelly as in 'R Kelly' - not the R Kelly as in 'Ruth Kelly'.

Still, quite cool that wither of them want you for sexy chats though, eh?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

What do you call a pirate paedophile?

Aarrrrrr Kelly.