Not a rumour just me pissing about but...
Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.
Now for the cherry on the cake:-
He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.
But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-
Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts
CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me
It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.
Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.
Now for the cherry on the cake:-
He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.
But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-
Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts
CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me
It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.