Is there anything the hoff cannot do?

[TSB]

Check this out!Crazy hoff

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

He couldn't beat Chuck Norris

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Yeah act!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He couldn't get on a BA flight last week because he was too pissed.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

He might get to number 1 in the music charts
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/

 

[Bozza]

See the whole thing here:

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79072

 

[clapham_gull]

Camped up in a hotel on Charlotte Street last week in the West End, a work collegue saw him coming out.

Who knows ? A Brighton take over ?

Would the fans accept the Hoff ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cos I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight

Cause
I'll be ready
(I'll be ready)
Never you fear
(no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
(I'll be ready)
Forever and always
I'm always here

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Don't you worry
It's gonna be alright
Cos I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight

Cause
I'll be ready
(I'll be ready)
Never you fear
(no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
(I'll be ready)
Forever and always
I'm always here

Oh nooooo - song's going round and round and round my head now!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh nooooo - song's going round and round and round my head now!!!

Mmwwwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Mmwwwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Damn you!!!

Well at least it gives me something to do while i wait for my sister to go to sleep so i can go downstairs and get ready for bed without getting my face smashed in!

 

[itszamora]

Damn you!!!

Well at least it gives me something to do while i wait for my sister to go to sleep so i can go downstairs and get ready for bed without getting my face smashed in!

 

[Robot Chicken]

Check this out! This guy sent this as a serious email to a PR company in Belfast !!
Just look at the pix of him, hilarious!!

Dear "Stakeholdergroup",
After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by people in Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me because I look like David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual talent for PR events.

I live in East Belfast , so its pretty easy for me to turn up to local events.

I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in Marketing, so I might be able to help you in other ways.

Please tell me your thoughts.

Many thanks,
Magnus Ramsay

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could do a job. Just not as a hoff lookalike

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

He couldn't get on a BA flight last week because he was too pissed.

And BA could only get on a flight when He was pissed.

 

[fliddy mcflid]

he can't claim he is ENGLISH!!!

Although he does speak the language better than most

 

[Mendoza]

my christmas has been made, pantomime in wimbledon, Peter Pan starring Bobby Davro as Peter Pan, and the Hoff as Captain Hook

COME ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wardy]

He couldn't beat Chuck Norris

Non one but no one can beat the Chuck.

 

[Scotty Mac]

He couldn't beat Chuck Norris

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Re: Is there anything the hoff cannot do?

Stay off drink and drugs?