Is Magoo worse than Tinselhead ?

[zefarelly]

trained wasps would be superb . . . . . .you could get them to guard your house and attack small dogs, or sting shitty little squarking kids in the eye . . . . . .imagine taking a swarm down the pub . . .no one would mess, apart from the rich kid up the road with his own specially imported African hornets or something

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

f*** going out and catching a fridge full of wasps though!

 

[Kryten]

 

[Easy 10]

Trained wasps..hmmm *strokes chin thoughtfully*

I'm not sure I could control a whole swarm of them - you'd probably need to get to know them individually to get the best out of them really. I'd start with no more than half a dozen, and see how it goes from there. Could be useful at Withdean. I could send one of them to sit on the crossbar behind the FDM, and on my signal he could be poised to fly up the shorts of an opposition striker who goes through on goal.

The others could be sent down to the dugout to annoy any opposition managers who we don't like. Those that survive the "mission" would be rewarded with a nice toffee apple.

 

[Superphil]

 

[Soul Finger]

No Easy, I don't eat bees. I was bobbing (not for apples) on the ocean wave and this massive bloody furry f*cker landed on my arm much to the amusement of my fellow fishing persons.

I ate the Mackerel and they were rather tasty. Had the tommies the next day though.

 

[Yorkie]

Trained wasps..hmmm *strokes chin thoughtfully*

I'm not sure I could control a whole swarm of them - you'd probably need to get to know them individually to get the best out of them really. I'd start with no more than half a dozen, and see how it goes from there. Could be useful at Withdean. I could send one of them to sit on the crossbar behind the FDM, and on my signal he could be poised to fly up the shorts of an opposition striker who goes through on goal.

The others could be sent down to the dugout to annoy any opposition managers who we don't like. Those that survive the "mission" would be rewarded with a nice toffee apple.

Train the queen wasp and the workers will follow.

 

[Marc]

Train the queen wasp and the workers will follow.

lol I can just see Easy now, down the Cricks having his 'way' with the Queen:
"thats enough about me, I wanna hear about you and your workers, more wine?"

 

[Easy 10]

lol I can just see Easy now, down the Cricks having his 'way' with the Queen:
"thats enough about me, I wanna hear about you and your workers, more wine?"

I shall ply her with Strongbow, and perhaps some other sticky substances she will find impossible to resist. She'd be black and yellow putty in my hand, and I'd have that queen dipping her feelers in my sticky stuff in no time.

 

[Yorkie]

Best thread of the day

 

[Chicken Run]

Wasps r c u n t s i killed one this afternoon and left the fucker on the floor, later whilst painting laid down to do the skirts and the dead mother fucker still managed to push his prick in!