Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I WAS in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday afternoon and TREATED myself to STAKE and kidney pud, CHIPS, peas and GRAVY. Halfway through I got the URGE so nipped off for a WEE WEE and whilst I did the BUSINESS my FRIEND Terry scooped the MEAT out of the PUD and REPLACED it with PEDIGREE Chum.
I returned FROM my wee wee and WOLFED the rest of the DINNER down and DIDN'T realise UNTIL Terry told me what HE had done. He said IT was REVENGE for last WEEK when I wanked OVER his BURGER in the POTS and TELEGRAPH.
I'm now WORRIED it may have been HARMFUL to eat DOG food. I've been OK since, I did WAKE up and START barking when the WIND blew next doors BIN lid off in the night and I've noticed myself COCKING my leg when I go for a piss but APART from that I think I'm NORMAL. Or should I go to the VETS for a ONCEOVER to be SURE ?
I returned FROM my wee wee and WOLFED the rest of the DINNER down and DIDN'T realise UNTIL Terry told me what HE had done. He said IT was REVENGE for last WEEK when I wanked OVER his BURGER in the POTS and TELEGRAPH.
I'm now WORRIED it may have been HARMFUL to eat DOG food. I've been OK since, I did WAKE up and START barking when the WIND blew next doors BIN lid off in the night and I've noticed myself COCKING my leg when I go for a piss but APART from that I think I'm NORMAL. Or should I go to the VETS for a ONCEOVER to be SURE ?