I'm taking my girlfriend to her first ever football match tonight

[sashnash]

At the Den

Wish me luck

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Good luck

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[The Uninvited Guest]

I took my girlfriend up to Newcastle for her first Albion match. A shocking result, I've been mrried to the old trout for 17 years. Be warned

 

[Whitterz]

Arent you a charmer, take the partner to the DEN!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Teach her GOSBTS and she'll blend in like a regular.

 

[Superphil]

As they say

 

[GatwickEmployee]

Hahaha

my girlfriends first match was at Millwall... Now she is hooked on the albion

 

[Acker79]

May or may not be an important tip, depending on what her parents are like, how old she is, etc., but make sure she realises they switch ends at half time.

My mum told me about er first football match, where she and her sister went to watch the game, came home and to check they went my granddad asked them the score. They said 4-0. He thought they lied about going because they didn't realise the teams switched ends at half time, the match was 2-2.

 

[Andrew]

good luck,

 

[bhafc_ross]

I took my girlfreind and her boy to stockport sat , girlfreind enjoyed it for some silly reason but her son was not impressed a two year old arsenal fan currently.

 

[Stevie Boy]

dont u like her then?

 

[bhafc_ross]

she was annoying week before so i thought id give her a sh*t weekend.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

At the Den

Wish me luck

There's nothing better than experiencing a football match with a lady friend, so, enjoy! I hope you pre-empted that we *might* go a goal down!

 

[Huple]

On our third date I took my missus up the Arsenal. She loved every second of it.

 

[1234andcounting]

I took my current partner to her one and only football match to see York v Brighton in 198something. She has never shown the slightest desire to see another game of football. She is still with me, bless her, but slightly concerned about the amount of space my programmes and other football memorabilia take up.

 

[desprateseagull]

1234, better footty progs than porno mags, eh?

 

[grummitts gloves]

I took Mrs Gloves to the old Den for the second leg of the play off semi in 91. She said the burgers looked like pedigree chum and was slightly concerned when some of the Millwall faithfull started chucking seats and set light to a Metropolitan Police helmet (said officer was not wearing it at the time!)