Wozza
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Me: I like your eyes
Anna: Good. Thank you for your continued attention.
Me: What are you doing later?
Anna: I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time.
Me: Do you support Crystal Palace?
Anna: Here you will find the Kitchen Utensils/Accessories Subcategory. [Er....?]
Me: I like your tits
Anna: Thank you. Your comment has been noted. My knowledge will improve thanks to this conversation. Can I help you find out more about IKEA products or services?
Me: How much do you earn?
Anna: I'm a computer program, so I don't get paid anything.
Me: I would like to take you from behind
Anna: How nice. I must have been a great help to make you feel like that. Now, ask me a question about IKEA.
Me: Can I **** you ***? [hey, family show here]
Anna: You're very polite to ask, but I don’t think this is something I can help you with.
Me: 42
Anna: That might be true, but I'm not here to talk about life, the universe and everything. Let's talk about IKEA instead.
Me: Where is Beagle 2?
Anna: I can't really say, to be honest. Maybe you should consult a map.
Me: I like your eyes
Anna: Good. Thank you for your continued attention.
Me: What are you doing later?
Anna: I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time.
Me: Do you support Crystal Palace?
Anna: Here you will find the Kitchen Utensils/Accessories Subcategory. [Er....?]
Me: I like your tits
Anna: Thank you. Your comment has been noted. My knowledge will improve thanks to this conversation. Can I help you find out more about IKEA products or services?
Me: How much do you earn?
Anna: I'm a computer program, so I don't get paid anything.
Me: I would like to take you from behind
Anna: How nice. I must have been a great help to make you feel like that. Now, ask me a question about IKEA.
Me: Can I **** you ***? [hey, family show here]
Anna: You're very polite to ask, but I don’t think this is something I can help you with.
Me: 42
Anna: That might be true, but I'm not here to talk about life, the universe and everything. Let's talk about IKEA instead.
Me: Where is Beagle 2?
Anna: I can't really say, to be honest. Maybe you should consult a map.
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