If Your Mrs Was A Vegetable, Would You?

[jeremy beadles hand]

If your bird was a vegetable (completely paralised and can't speak) would you still bang it? Or would that be rape?

 

[Safeway]

Lizard Central plumbs new depths.

 

[Raphael Meade]

start a poll on the main board JBH.

we can run a sweep on the first of the 'high council' to condemn it

 

[Vinyl Richie]

big board big board big board

 

[Albion Rob]

If she was a girl I was trying to romance but had not yet started dating, then I would probably just get hyer to suck me off, but if it was my regular girlfriend then yes, I would continu to shag her.

And the sad irony is she would probably feel as much then as she does now when we shag.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Here Goes!

 

[Raphael Meade]

i reckon yorkie, beach hut and then possibly MARTIN will condem if first?

any other takers?

 

[Safeway]

Yorkie. Without a SHADOW of doubt.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

done
veg

 

[Marc]

Bye Bye Jeremey Beadles Hand,
Posted a thread on the main board and now he is banned,
Like good old boys from the days of NSP,
Singing "My threads a better one than yours"
Singing "My threads a better one than yooouuuurs"

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Can't believe you did it NICE

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

If they ban me will you guys riot and campaigne to get me re-instated

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's still there.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

SAFEWAY YOU ****!!!

It wouldn't put me off at all. The only slightly disconcerting thing would possibly be the different variety of moaning/groaning/dribbling from before.

Hey, love is blind.

you just made me spit out my tea!!!!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Could you get away with taking it a bit further and slipping one up the dirt box or deep throating?

 

[Albion Rob]

Work has been suspended in my office and we are now all tracking the success of the thread on the board. We wait with baited breath.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

8 replies so far was a hit!!!

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Any chance of it being made a sticky?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

SafewayAnd that's where trust comes in. She can't say no, so it is totally down to you to take her up the shitter instead.

I reckon 60 more seconds till it's closed down.

Martin at lunch or sommin?

By the way, where would you....."finish", with a rasberry?

 

[Marc]

i'm off to lunch now, if that threads still going when I get back in 1 hours time then.....WOAH....GENIUS!