If you were a Professional Footballer !...

[Mr Fagan]

Was just wondering .. As i know someone who is my age (17) who plays for Southampton and is on crazy money for his age ..... so, If you were a Professional Footballer !... And you were earning some of the money that players earn nowadays ... What would you do with all the money? x

 

[Bladders]

Spend it on whores

 

[SeagullSongs]

Probably lots of expensive gadgets.

 

[sydney]

Spend it on whores

slappers ,coke , aston martin, 16 inch cock job...........your mum.

 

[Tony Hancock]

Do what I always do keep it under my mattress

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Fast women and fast cars.

 

[salty seagull]

If I had enough, I might buy a pie and a pint at the Amex. A little extravagant I know.

 

[forumwayseagull]

Spend it on whores

Brilliant...very funny

 

[forumwayseagull]

Fast women and fast cars.

For a minute I thought you said FAT women....lol

 

[Big Jim]

Spend it on whores

Just what I was thinking.

Suppose that makes us like Rooney?

 

[Bladders]

Just what I was thinking.

Suppose that makes us like Rooney?

.....I should have elaborated....

Spend it on whores who don't have Bus passes.

 

[Big Jim]

.....I should have elaborated....

Spend it on whores who don't have Bus passes.

hehe.

I'm not so fussy these days

 

[METALMICKY]

slappers ,coke , aston martin, 16 inch cock job...........your mum.

In that particular order?

 

[SeagullSongs]

slappers ,coke , aston martin, 16 inch cock job...........your mum.

Why repeat yourself?

 

[Superphil]

Invest in property, look after my family, and get a really nice mota

 

[Worthingite]

slappers ,coke , aston martin, 16 inch cock job...........your mum.

I prefer Dr Pepper myself...

Personally, I would love to say I'd be sensible with it, but in reality I'd just go apeshit and start spending money like it was going out of fashion.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Dirty old bags.

 

[Icy Gull]

At 17? I would undoubtably have blown it on living the highlife

 

[pasty]

Buy a mahoosive house and build the largest scalextric track in the world

 

[brunswick]

its difficult as

a) cant do drugs or drink.
b) fast cars are near useless due to the ammount of traffic and cameras.
c) cant travel.

probably fast women and invest in a lab with chemists to create healthy coke.