If you had to have sex with one animal, what would it be?

[Safeway]

Well it is FRIDAY.

 

[Albion Rob]

Gerbil, only way I would be able to feel anything

 

[JJ McClure]

millions of welshmen can't be wrong. Can they?

 

[tedebear]

sick!!

 

[Braders]

i've had a few dogs in my time

 

[Northstander]

Hmm tricky.....

mind you as per a previous post I too have ahad a few hounds!!!!

 

[REDLAND]

Ive had to go for horse, well I'm quite a big boy

 

[Safeway]

I shag a cow, and after I'd done my load I'd chop it up and make a nice salty BURGER. Mmmmm.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It would have to be a pig for me.

'Squeeeeeeel like the pig you are PIGGYYY'

Wicked.

 

[Safeway]

It would have to be a pig for me.

'Squeeeeeeel like the pig you are PIGGYYY'

Wicked.

I can see it now. Bet you'd wear a stetson as well. Yee haa!!

 

[Easy 10]

I think I'd do a camel. Their eyes are WELL gorgeous. I went all funny when I had a ride on one in Lanzarote a couple of years back - their fur is surprisingly soft. Their tails tend to swish about a bit though, so make sure you've got a good grip on it.

 

[bhaexpress]

I think I'd do a camel. Their eyes are WELL gorgeous. I went all funny when I had a ride on one in Lanzarote a couple of years back - their fur is surprisingly soft. Their tails tend to swish about a bit though, so make sure you've got a good grip on it.

Easy, before you get too randy I should warn you that camels are allegedly the original source of syphilis.

 

[REDLAND]

Their tails tend to swish about a bit though, so make sure you've got a good grip on it.

I think that will be true for most of the above

 

[Lord Bracknell]

f*** a duck!

You people ... what ARE you like?

 

[Safeway]

I think I'd do a camel. Their eyes are WELL gorgeous. I went all funny when I had a ride on one in Lanzarote a couple of years back - their fur is surprisingly soft. Their tails tend to swish about a bit though, so make sure you've got a good grip on it.

Yeah, but they're also famous for spitting. Unless of course you don't mind a facial with your own man juice.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Dog is a very obliging species.

 

[Easy 10]

Yeah, but they're also famous for spitting. Unless of course you don't mind a facial with your own man juice.

Not sure I'd kiss a camel, their teeth are normally a right state and their breath must STINK. And as you say, there's always the spitting issue.

Come to think of it, its not all that different from the missus actually....

 

[The Roasting]

Probably a racoon. Because I've heard that coons are realy dirty and let you do anything!

Anyone on here shagged many coons?

 

[Northstander]

MIND you, I have heard Lama's are quite good go'ers and are always up for a bit of "Rumpy Pumpy!"


I'd lick a lama!!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

You guys??!