If you HAD to audition for Britain's Got Talent, what would you do?

[Everest]

Give Holden a facial.

 

[happypig]

I'd demonstrate my talent for having a shave and f***ing off up the pub

 

[Trigger]

I would balance sausages on my nose.

 

[desprateseagull]

juggling unicycles, while standing on a large ball.

naked.

i bet you cant get that image out of your head, can you..?

 

[Stat Brother]

Drinking a pint, in one, through a Bacon Wheat Crunchie.

 

[siclean]

id bring some lions on stage and pretend they are gonna do some tricks ..and then set them on the judges

 

[Uncle Buck]

Drink Bow.

 

[seagulls4ever]

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[Eggmundo]

I'd pull my thumb off.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Could we not get 10 (minimum) NSC people together, go along to the auditions and chant Sussex by the sea with a local brass band?! That would be FLAIR.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

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You can do barbershop solo? That's impressive

 

[Taybha]

i can wobble my chin ,ala Lolita

 

[Don Quixote]

I'd get a white Piano, put on some specs and sing Imagine. Its in the bag.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Apparently, I sing Spurs songs in my sleep, so..................

 

[The Ringleader]

I'd demonstrate my ability to shag Amanda Holden

 

[Happy Seagull]

I'd climb a ladder and piss on the judges from a great height.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Could we not get 10 (minimum) NSC people together, go along to the auditions and chant Sussex by the sea with a local brass band?! That would be FLAIR.

Alternatively, it would be SHIT.

 

[HG201]

Could we not get 10 (minimum) NSC people together, go along to the auditions and chant Sussex by the sea with a local brass band?! That would be FLAIR.

I was actually thinking the same thing when watching the auditions, it would certainly be very amusing

Not sure how simon cowell would react though

 

[pasty]

Could we not get 10 (minimum) NSC people together, go along to the auditions and chant Sussex by the sea with a local brass band?! That would be FLAIR.

Oo oo - can I join in? I used to play trumpet in a marching band (admittedly about 27 years ago) but I'm sure I can probably remember how to play GOSBTS