If you ever met Her Maj the Queen...

[The Large One]

...what would you say to her? How would you address her?

Alright, Liz? Ah, that reminds me, must buy a postage stamp.

 

[dougdeep]

"who do you support then?"

 

[CHAPPERS]

Hello, Mrs the second.

 

[Marc]

'sup bitch! wanna come down the boozer for a game of pool and a few beverages with me chums? good times innit yo slaaaaaaaag!






or something to that effect, either way i'd ask her out on a DATE

 

[fatbadger]

Get a job, you inbred bitch.

 

[Bigtomfu]

Hello, Mrs the second.

hows your German KUNTZ of a husband?

 

[caz99]

Get a job, you inbred bitch.

took the words right out of my mouth

 

[Easy 10]

"Do you know who I am ?"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"sorry, were you waiting for me to curtsey?"

 

[fatbadger]

hows your German KUNTZ of a husband?

Er...he's Greek.

 

[lincs seagull]

do you fart

 

[alan partridge]

Ham egg and chips please Luv

 

[Everest]

Hi Queenie. When you stop being queen, can Sharon Osbourne take over?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

hows your German KUNTZ of a husband?

He is Greek isn't he?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"The Queen? Of course you are dear, of course you are. Now is there anyone we can call who'll come and pick you up? CAN YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU LIVE, DEAR?"

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

"The Queen? Of course you are dear, of course you are. Now is there anyone we can call who'll come and pick you up? CAN YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU LIVE, DEAR?"

superb

 

[pasty]

"Calm down dear...you're just commercial"

 

[Cian]

OI! BETTY! Get the feck off other countries coins!!

 

[dougdeep]

Have you got £2,250,000 spare for a good cause?

 

[Cian]

2,250,000? 2 million to the club, what you going to do with the other 250K?