If you could SLAP...

[Trigger]

...One football related person (i.e player, manager, coaching staff, chairman, ref etc...) who would it be?... And why?...

 

[Hiney]

The OBVIOUS choice would be Simon Jordan but I've always looked on Scott McLeish as being very SLAPPABLE

 

[Safeway]

David Pleat. What a **** he is.

 

[Brian Fantana]

The OBVIOUS choice would be Simon Jordan but I've always looked on Scott McLeish as being very SLAPPABLE

I know that this is a MASSIVE faux pas but I quite like Simon Jordan. He does actually speak quite a lot of sense.

I would REALLY like to slap Dennis Wise and I would do it with a 6-foot shard of glass.

 

[Deano's Invisible Pants]

An objective assessment of Ronnie Moore would conclude that he is, in fact, a c**t, and therefore deserving of a slap.

 

[chez]

Christiano Ronaldo OBVIOUSLY.









or Michel Kuipers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Redknapp, and tell him to stop being such a self-serving twat, and admit he's in it for the money like everyone else.

 

[Braders]

reason purely obvious to anyone who actually knows anything about him , smug c**t on the highest order and deserves a whack with a barbed-wire boxing glove

if the twat runs too fast I'd WHACK that Cristiano Ronaldo twat..

 

[Deano's Invisible Pants]

reason purely obvious to anyone who actually knows anything about him , smug c**t on the highest order and deserves a whack with a barbed-wire boxing glove

if the twat runs too fast I'd WHACK that Cristiano Ronaldo twat..

As Ferguson himself has admitted, Neville is a 'busy c**t'.

 

[Farley11]

If Neville runs to fats how u gonna catch ronaldo

 

[Braders]

If Neville runs to fats how u gonna catch ronaldo

I admit I didn't completely think this through ... it was a cheeky way of allowing a second choice

 

[Lord Bracknell]

or Michel Kuipers.

He slapped my hand once.

I nearly fell over.

 

[Trigger]

If Neville runs to fats how u gonna catch ronaldo

It's not that hard to catch a greaseball rolling around on the floor clutching his eyelashes.

 

[Frutos]

Simon Jordan

 

[Taybha]

Redknapp, and tell him to stop being such a self-serving twat, and admit he's in it for the money like everyone else.

Spot on

 

[Taybha]

Richard Keys the smarmy fukwit

 

[Frutos]

or Michel Kuipers.

Followed by you running very quickly in case he uses his Dutch Marine ninja training and slaps you back.

 

[steward 433]

Ronaldo the winker

 

[chez]

Followed by you running very quickly in case he uses his Dutch Marine ninja training and slaps you back.

Yep, wont deny that!!

 

[Flavor Flav]

possbly dick knight, but he has done some good work so nathan jones