If you could f*** your own arse, would you?

[CHAPPERS]

Or would it be GAY??

Coz wanking isn't looked at as gay and it's not like you are f***ing another man and anal pentration ain't meant to be all bad.
I wouldn't though, it would be weird.

 

[Albion Rob]

I'm not sure about f***ing my own arse as I wouldn't want my willy getting covered in shit.

But if I could suck myself off, then I would.

 

[Mr C]

I probably would, just to see what happened

 

[Safeway]

I have and it was great.



Alright it was a strap-on, but it was nice.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

you CAN f*** your own arse using many house hold objects; cucumber, candlestick holder, opposite end of bog brush, broomstick etc...... but I think you'd be a f***ing BENNY if you liked it.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

But if I could suck myself off, then I would.

But would you swallow your own jiz or would that be gay?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

have you ever tasted your own glue? urgh. I actually haven't but I have kissed girls after they have....urgh


That reminds me who was first to snog JonnyDanger's SPUNK?

 

[Albion Rob]

Wasn't it DTES?

For the record, it would depend where I was. If I was at home then I would spit, but if I was having a sneaky one at the back of a vus then I would probably be forced to swallow.

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Would you ever get carried away and give yourself the money shot. Also would you make yourself do deepthroat?

 

[Safeway]

Yes and yes. And I wouldn't have to 'make' myself.