if you are right handed

[biggles]

what do you do with your left whilst masturbating?
i will share my secret after a few posts

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Finger my next door neighbours Jack Russell.

 

[biggles]

Finger my next door neighbours Jack Russell.

is that a jack russelady or a boy one?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I stroke my face.

 

[defrocked priest]

Ring the bell and get off the bus at the next stop.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

so you don't use both hands

 

[Don Quixote]

Well as i am left handed i bang away with my left while groaping random women on bicycles with my right. Its fun.

 

[biggles]

that is the wrong answer but not if you are a preist

 

[BrightonBiatch]

Turn over the telly till you find something good on!

 

[Braders]

turn the page...

 

[biggles]

Turn over the telly till you find something good on!

aahhh chanel 912 i presume

 

[HseagullsH]

Completely depends on the location.

Bedroom on laptop: Generally my left hand is used to flick between videos before I find the perfect Video. I refuse to release the goods till I have this.

Shower: Well there isn't much to do. So i generally fiddle with my ball hair, with a little shower gel when necessary.

 

[Fungus]

Probably the same as left-handed people do with their right hand?

Or is that what this thread is about? (with all due respect!)

 

[biggles]

some one told me they used to try and retrieve tag nuts whilts pulling peter but its not what i do

 

[albionlette]

this wasn't a thread I was expecting to see on here but on the other hand I did laugh a lot reading it...

 

[1066gull]

i hate talking about this shit on front of women.

But writing with your right, doesn't exactly mean you use your right too masturbate aswell

 

[acrossthepond]

i hate talking about this shit on front of women.

Then don't...?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Finger my next door neighbours Jack Russell.

I finger Jack Russell, the ex cricketer.

 

[itszamora]

i hate talking about this shit on front of women.

But writing with your right, doesn't exactly mean you use your right too masturbate aswell

Shitting on the front of women is something entirely different. Good point in the second paragraph though.

 

[Pavel Srníček's Haircut]

Construct intricate paper models of famous buildings from around the world.