If I Had !!

[The Keeper]

THE WINGS OF A SEAGULL, IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW, ID FLY OVER SELHURST TOMORROW, AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW,
I THANK YOU

 

[Napper]

Good point, well made

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Surely it should be 'arse of a cow' not crow.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Surely it should be 'arse of a cow' not crow.

erm...YEAH - was thinking the exact same thing

 

[The Wookiee]

THE WINGS OF A SEAGULL, IF I HAD THE ARSE OF A CROW, ID FLY OVER SELHURST TOMORROW, AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW,
I THANK YOU

Call yourself a fan

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

A crow can only produce a little amount of poo poo at a time, whereas a cow can turf out tons of the stuff in one easy movement.

 

[Mendoza]

A crow can only produce a little amount of poo poo at a time, whereas a cow can turf out tons of the stuff in one easy movement.

Much like Naylors Argus articles

 

[The Keeper]

You Havent seen the size of my crow

 

[Monkster]

But the cow wouldn't be as accurate as the crow

 

[The Wookiee]

You Havent seen the size of my crow

Is it as big as that seagull that was trapped in your back garden ?

The look on your face when I walked into your front room with what you thought was a half dead seagull in my arms !!

 

[Caveman]

Why not meet half way and have a crow and a cow. More sh*t the better for Pala*se.

 

[Titanic]

I'm sorry, but I don't think the wings of a seagull would be anywhere near powerful enough to lift a shit-laden cows arse. The poor creature would be stuck on the ground, and surely end up in a horrible mess.

 

[The Keeper]

That was a massive seagull mate, my only phobia is birds, not just the feathered varitey, I was never confused

 

[pasty]

Surely it should be 'arse of a cow' not crow.

Always been crow for as long as I've known it. I guess simply because "crow" rhymes with "below" 2 lines on, whereas cow does not.

 

[wehatepalace]

This a very old Rugby song too and it's always be crow when we've sung it

 

[Billy the Fish]

I always thought it was crow

 

[The Keeper]

Dont question me again please miss wookiee xxxxx

 

[crodonilson]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening.....

 

[Easy 10]

Its obviously the arse of a COW
Why would you have the wings of a seagull but the arse of a crow ? You might as well just have a straightforward seagull shitting on the bastards below. Its OBVIOUSLY supposed to be cow because of the fantastic size (and stench) of their faeces. Crows crap doesn't even smell, in fact birdshit in general doesn't really pong, and I should know.

Oh, and I believe its "wings of a sparrow" as well, just to add FURTHER controversy into the mix.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

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If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below!
Shit on, shit on
We'll shit on the bastards below, below
Shit on, shit on
We'll shit on the bastards below, below

(Selhurst Park is, of course, the home ground of Crystal Palace. To the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean".)