ICC match referee is "Constable Savage"

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

England bowler Simon Jones fined £1,000 by match referee for pointing to pavilion after dismissing Matthew Hayden.

SOURCE: PA

I wonder if he also fined him for "walking on the cracks in the pitch" and "smelling a foreign food"?

 

[Knightsworld]

Savage, your a bigott, its officers like you that give the Police a bad name.

Classic sketch

 

[bigc]

"possessing an offensive wife"

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

"walking around in a loud shirt" and "urinating in a public convenience".
Great lines, they don't make 'em like that these days!