I want swine flu.

[looney]

I want it for 2 reasons.

Most people will get it sooner or later and I'd rather it sooner.

I would rather get it now than when or if it mutates into something really f***ing nasty with a high mortality rate.

Oh and so I can scare people.

Well so maybe thats 3 reasons....


Sensible?

 

[HG201]

I know somebody who has it so maybe you could just spend a while with them

 

[Trufflehound]

I know somebody who has it so maybe you could just spend a while with them

Isn't their life aready miserable enough?

 

[looney]

Isn't their life aready miserable enough?

Its ok, I'm not classified as an underlying health problem yet. I will only snog them if female.

 

[Mendoza]

Is this like the new craze that celebrities do, after black african babies?

Go to the distribution centre at Hove Town Hall, loads of people will have it there

 

[Jim D]

......Most people will get it sooner or later and I'd rather it sooner......

The stats I saw said that about one third of the population would get it - and that was a 'worst case'. So most people would not get it.

 

[Gazwag]

when it mutates you will only get it again and by then you will have used your allocation of tamiflu so you wont get anymore.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I'm no expert Looney, but i think you may have to come into contact with a real person

So that's you safe then

 

[Joshski]

My two house mates have got it i've got most of the symptoms and think i've got it, deffo better to get it now than in the winter!

 

[desprateseagull]

trust me, you dont.

unless you really want to be puking up, be stuck on the loo every hour with the nastiest of liquid sh*ts, lose your appetite, and general will to live..

 

[jordanseagull]

when it mutates you will only get it again and by then you will have used your allocation of tamiflu so you wont get anymore.

Who in their right minds would go near that vile f***ing stuff anyway.

But yeah, just if you get it now, that doesn't give you any immunity for the future, so errr...

 

[jordanseagull]

trust me, you dont.

unless you really want to be puking up, be stuck on the loo every hour with the nastiest of liquid sh*ts, lose your appetite, and general will to live..

Take tamiflu, did you? Because that's what it does to you. Unless you go down my path, just drink plenty of fluids and eat well. Its what your body was designed for.

 

[desprateseagull]

boiled water and whisky seemed to do the trick. dont think i could have made it to the chemist and back to loo in time, to think about getting any meds.. lol