I shall BE visiting the SUPPORTERS bar only ONCE

[Ernest]

I have NO interest whatsoever IN going INTO the SUPPORTERS bar and seeing some FAT poof in a BERET and tight BLACK jeans reading out some oh so ENTERTAINING poem or some 70 year OLD bloke shuffling out with a ZIMMER frame PRETENDING it is still 1977 and ATTEMPTING to sing or a FEW lickers DRINKING their REAL ale wishing they WERE still back at Withdean and THEY were kissing Dick Tights ARSE in return for a SNIPPET of gossip.

If the REAL fans had been CONSULTED they would have named the bar after the ARS and the ENTERTAINMENT would have BEEN Take That tribute BANDS and Lady Gaga IMPERSONATORS like myself which would have HAD the place rocking.

So I will VISIT this so CALLED supporters BAR just the once and my MISSION will be to KIDNAP the portrait of the potless pillock Dick Tight and at the Doncaster game the real SUPPORTERS will join with ME when we LAUNCH into a ROUSING chorus of 'Build a bonfire' and as it REACHES a crescendo of 'Put the potless pillock on the top' I will SET fire to the PORTRAIT and for once there will be a MASSIVE celebration and not a PROTEST as the tinpot dictator Dick Tight is no more.

UP THE ARS

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

A classic, even by your standards Ern!

 

[Everest]

Are you saying that you're a Lady Gaga impersonator?
That I'd like to see... I THINK

 

[Daffy Duck]

Are you saying that you're a Lady Gaga impersonator?
That I'd like to see... I THINK

Ernest is the REAL Lady GAGA!

 

[Everest]

Ernest is the REAL Lady GAGA!

That explains a lot then.

 

[Notters]

Did anyone else immediately think of this?

 

[8ace]

I have NO interest whatsoever IN going INTO the SUPPORTERS bar and seeing some FAT poof in a BERET and tight BLACK jeans reading out some oh so ENTERTAINING poem or some 70 year OLD bloke shuffling out with a ZIMMER frame PRETENDING it is still 1977 and ATTEMPTING to sing or a FEW lickers DRINKING their REAL ale wishing they WERE still back at Withdean and THEY were kissing Dick Tights ARSE in return for a SNIPPET of gossip.

If the REAL fans had been CONSULTED they would have named the bar after the ARS and the ENTERTAINMENT would have BEEN Take That tribute BANDS and Lady Gaga IMPERSONATORS like myself which would have HAD the place rocking.

So I will VISIT this so CALLED supporters BAR just the once and my MISSION will be to KIDNAP the portrait of the potless pillock Dick Tight and at the Doncaster game the real SUPPORTERS will join with ME when we LAUNCH into a ROUSING chorus of 'Build a bonfire' and as it REACHES a crescendo of 'Put the potless pillock on the top' I will SET fire to the PORTRAIT and for once there will be a MASSIVE celebration and not a PROTEST as the tinpot dictator Dick Tight is no more.

UP THE ARS

UP THE ARS

 

[Curly5194]

I think YOU have a PROBLEM with your KEYboard Ernest. Seems to be INCREASING to caps every so OFTEN. Oh its CATCHING.

 

[seagullondon]

brilliant stuff

 

[hans kraay fan club]

 

[The Oldman]

LoNg LIVe ErNESt

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

ARS united. Will NEVER be defeated.

 

[strings]

This will be the ARS's greatest moment, possibly even bigger than when Ernest's MASSIVE protest forced Knight to sack the lardy Jocko Clown.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Definitely back on form for our ' voice of reason', clearly one up the ARS was only that ERNEST needed.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Ernest back on form - 9/10.

Keeping telling it like it is Ernest, and up the ARS.

 

[sydney]

TRES odd ..but up the arse anyway, always good for a giggle....!!

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

The ARS, going out in a blaze of glory!

 

[Commander]

Ernest back on form - 9/10.

I'm not so sure, I think this might be the first one I've seen where nobody has bitten yet.

 

[wehatepalace]

I love you Ernest, I love your ARS too.

 

[hart's shirt]

ErNEst - puNctuRinG bAllOonS oF seLf-imPoRtAncE whERevEr hE gOEs.