I remember now what I was gonna say earlier

[Buzzer]

Bumped into Stuart Tuck last night. Still a top bloke. Still looks hard as nails. Shame he was injured so often. Imagine him and Elphick in the same team. We'd be the scariest outfit in League 1.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

He's now the "PE technician" at Varndean school. I'm not sure what this involves, but it may be putting out hurdles and the like.