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Reading Posh

Sophisticated rhetorician
Jul 8, 2003
1,305
Off M4 J11
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

So, should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
 








REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Get someone else to do it, always the best way !!

ps great post
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,169
Location Location
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

That was SUPERB. I was completely suckered by that.
Now I know what it feels like.

:down:
 
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Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
Easy 10 said:
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

That was SUPERB. I was completely suckered by that.
Now I know what it feels like.

:down:

Ha ha. Serves you right you monkey-story-teller.

Brilliant joke. I was suckered too.
 








Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,923
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
Ive just sent it to every girl i know....am getting some interesting responses....!

Most along the lines of you tosser.........:lolol:
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Easy 10 said:
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:


That was SUPERB. I was completely suckered by that.
Now I know what it feels like.

:down:

HA HAAAAAAA (said in true Nelson from the Simpsons style)



Great post :clap2:
 








Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,111
Haywards Heath
Had me going for a minute.

I thought "Why is this guy posting all this personal stuff to a load of people he doesn't know?"

Good post!

:lolol: :lolol: :clap:
 




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