I need help and advice

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Right theres this girl i like and were mates at moment i want to take her out on a date sort of thing like you do but i don't know how to ask her and where to take her
aswell shes been badly treated by boys before

anybody with suggestions please list them
thanks
Sureyya

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Just ask her if she would like to go to the cinema just you and her and then take her for a nice meal after.

 

[champion7]

You will probably need to get her confidence back in men.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Just be honest with her, its the only way

 

[seagullwedgee]

you're not sure where to take her?

I would always start with "roughly from behind"

 

[Hiney]

Cook her scrambled egg

Can't go wrong

 

[Acker79]

Lie. If there's one thing I know about women it's that they love being lied to. The constant wondering and not knowing keeps her interest piqued...

 

[DTES]

Just be honest with her, its the only way

Correct. But don't fanny about with it; either do it, properly, or don't.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Her last fella was a bit of a wrong un but she said to me it aint a problem she said most of them are bad but not all of them

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Correct. But don't fanny about with it; either do it, properly, or don't.

Yepo. Straight to the point, no poncing around!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Sureyya am I right in saying that you work in Sports World, Eastbourne?
Which means you know Alex and Jack?

Which therefore means, would I know this girl by any chance?

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Sureyya am I right in saying that you work in Sports World, Eastbourne?
Which means you know Alex and Jack?

Yes thats right i do work there how do you know that?

yes i know Jack Moor and i know Alex Monks there good lads how you know them?

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

You might do but im not saying her name

 

[Taybha]

Before the onslaught starts from the virgins who like to give out sex related advice on here i wouldnt date a mates ex for a start but if you do just make her pay for everything on the 1st date,it will either be a short romance or at least you know if she asks for another date,she isnt after your money,on the other hand if she asks for her money back you havnt lost owt.

Id go for the standard 7.30pm meet up in a wine bar,quick drink,pictures,nothing with bruce willis in except armageddon,get her some sweeties and put the bag on your lap..

Nice stroll along the prom,DO NOT MENTION OTHER WOMEN,she will do that for you.Do not try it on unless she says take me to bed,and if she does say that run like f*** as your prob not the 1st to have taken her to see kung fu panda. Good luck

 

[Michael Bolton]

Don't EVER take a broad to the cinema if you're on a first date and over 12 years old. Ridiculously infantile and you don't really get a lot of time to talk eye to eye.

Take her paintballing, 1-on-1. To make it even more enjoyable, confiscate her gun and head mask.

My old man told me this was the way to do it, and I've sworn by it since. How I wooed my current wife, funnily enough.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Cook her scrambled egg

Can't go wrong

Hahahaha!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Yes thats right i do work there how do you know that?

yes i know Jack Moor and i know Alex Monks there good lads how you know them?

Because wasnt Jack going to Shrewsbury with you? Well he said he was going with someone called Sureyya from work, so I presumed that there werent many Brighton fans calle Sureyya

Well I went to school with them for 5 years, and now go college with them.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

You might do but im not saying her name

Ooo sneaky.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Because wasnt Jack going to Shrewsbury with you? Well he said he was going with someone called Sureyya from work, so I presumed that there werent many Brighton fans calle Sureyya

Well I went to school with them for 5 years, and now go college with them.

Yeah thats right we were then he was ill so i went on my todd you probablly do know her then but i aint telling you her name mate because when ive done that before ive been jinxed

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Yeah thats right we were then he was ill so i went on my todd you probablly do know her then but i aint telling you her name mate because when ive done that before ive been jinxed

You can trust me, nothing will go wrong