I just punched a woman

[Deductions]

It made me feel well ard.

 

[Les Biehn]

It made me feel well ard.

Until she turned around and beat the shit out of you.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Took the wife out yesterday......



......only one punch.

*Gets coat*

 

[The Large One]

Until she turned around and beat the shit out of you.

Which wouldn't take much.

 

[Deductions]

Until she turned around and beat the shit out of you.

Lies, you have no proof that actually happend

 

[Les Biehn]

Lies, you have no proof that actually happend

No proof needed, it is however scientific fact.

 

[bhaexpress]

Lies, you have no proof that actually happend

Seeing as there's been a report of a serious pollution hazard in Leeds and you are full of manure we believe it to be true.

 

[Hiney]

It made me feel well ard.

Presumeably your Mum, after she told you off again for wetting the bed.

 

[Gwylan]

It made me feel well ard.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

It made me feel well ard.

I suppose this was intended to be funny after the cat and wasp "incidents". It isn't.

http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/crime-victims/reducing-crime/domestic-violence/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/domestic_violence/index.shtml
http://www.womensaid.org.uk/

And in particular for those unfortunates in the West of Yorkshire....

http://www.leeds.gov.uk/Advice_and_benefits/Domestic_violence/page.aspx

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Leeds. What did we expect. Whippets, coal in the bath, punching women. No wonder they all come down South to get decent blokes. That is probably why so many of the Leeds fans have a penchant for pushing chutney uphill....