I hope it's just single people on here tonight

[Lady Whistledown]

The rest of you should be wining and dining your ladies/gentlemen, to the sound of sweet music and the gentle clink of wine glasses.

Leave NSC to the singles tonight please

 

[Djmiles]

 

[Rangdo]

We just got back from an efficient visit to the pub with newborn in tow. We managed to walk there have a couple of drinks, eat and return in 2 hours between feeds. Newborn is now attached to my other half so I think my chances of further romance tonight are slim to say the least

 

[fatbadger]

My partner's at her weekly orchestra practice. I'll try turning on the charm when she gets home.

 

[Zed Seagull]

My partner's at her weekly orchestra practice. I'll try turning on the charm when she gets home.

You've nae chance heh Heh!!

 

[dougdeep]

How about those that wish they were single?

 

[Market Porter]

Mistakenly agreed to cover "next Thursday" without checking date. By the time I get home it'll be the 15th!

 

[fatbadger]

You've nae chance heh Heh!!

Cheeky blighter.

Anyway, what's your excuse for being on here tonight? Last Valentine's Day before the wedding, by my reckoning.

 

[Zed Seagull]

Cheeky blighter.

Anyway, what's your excuse for being on here tonight? Last Valentine's Day before the wedding, by my reckoning.

In bed as we speak Ive already worked my magic!!Heh Heh!! Dont remind me aboot the wedding! Stag party in Brighton!!

 

[Market Porter]

Your laptop and you? Or the mouse too...

 

[Zed Seagull]

Your laptop and you? Or the mouse too...

Anything goes!

 

[Market Porter]

Thats not what I heard!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I would be with the missus tonight, only if she wasn't in bloody Dorking on a week course!

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

i'm just waiting for the missus to arrive. she had to work until 8 in the bar so ive got her all the presents nice and ready for her, candles around the room and all that stuff.

was going to cook for her but she decided se wanted take away so thats a weight off my shoulders, i am a student after all :braders:

. even though its still a bit soppy and romantic for my liking

 

[Market Porter]

Now that is a role reversal...Not being sexist in any way whatsoever of course.

Dorking you say...

Remember that from my teenage years, Dorking that is!

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Now that is a role reversal...Not being sexist in any way whatsoever of course.

Dorking you say...

Remember that from my teenage years, Dorking that is!

Wasn't Dorking illegal back then?

 

[Easy 10]

We concentrated on Easy 8 tonight. The young fella (12) had his girlfriend round for dinner, so me and the missus set the table, did the dinner, softened the lights, lit a couple of candles, put some background music on, served it up and then fecked off down the pub for 40 minutes so that him and "Rosie" could have their own little grown-up meal together. It all went swimmingly.

I'll take my other half out on Satdee for a slap-up somewhere.

 

[Trufflehound]

Wasn't Dorking illegal back then?

I believe Dorking is still banned in 45 of the 48 lower states of America.

 

[Buzzer]

I believe Dorking is still banned in 45 of the 48 lower states of America.

Although Upper Beeding is now legal between consenting humans and bison in most of the midwest states.

 

[Shegull]

We just got back from an efficient visit to the pub with newborn in tow. We managed to walk there have a couple of drinks, eat and return in 2 hours between feeds. Newborn is now attached to my other half so I think my chances of further romance tonight are slim to say the least

How about some pics of the newborn (not necessarily attached to your other half though )