I haven't seen this (slightly sick) joke before

[The Great Cornholio]

Done a search so if it did appear - sue me!

Irish muslims have admitted gluing 100 people inside a tube train after using the first No More Nails bomb.

 

[McShane79]

Mummy Mummy, do they put up Christmas decorations in vietnam.

No but I Hear they might be hanging glitter this year

 

[Rougvie]

Its like Pakistans new boy band...

New Blocks on the Kids.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

What's yellow and goes beep beep?

George Best

 

[On the Left Wing]

Gary Glitter is starring a new Vietnam war film

Apairofkidslips Now

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

What's yellow and goes beep beep?

George Best

 

[Napper]

Hear about the 12 year old who asked glitter if he fancied Hanging out

 

[Easy 10]

After four days, rescuers in Pakistan are digging through the rubble, on the point of giving up hope of finding any more survivors. Then suddenly one of them hears a faint murmour from below the carnage. Driven on by this fresh hope, they begin to dig, and the murmour becomes slightly more audible. They continue digging through the rubble, until they can finally hear a voice slipping through the dust and wreckage, and can just about make out the words.....



































"....we're still open..."

 

[Lander]

After four days, rescuers in Pakistan are digging through the rubble, on the point of giving up hope of finding any more survivors. Then suddenly one of them hears a faint murmour from below the carnage. Driven on by this fresh hope, they begin to dig, and the murmour becomes slightly more audible. They continue digging through the rubble, until they can finally hear a voice slipping through the dust and wreckage, and can just about make out the words.....



































"....we're still open..."

Thankyou come again

 

[Hiney]

In a bold move designed to help victims of the Earthquake, Indian Restaurants are releasing a new menu:

Chicken Bury Auntie

with

Nan Dead and Papa Gone

*coat*

 

[Rangdo]

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

 

[On the Left Wing]

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

What do you if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?




Throw in your washing

 

[maffew]

What do you if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?




Throw in your washing

thats not funny

My epileptic nan died in the bath.








































choked on a sock

 

[Napper]

thats not funny

My epileptic nan died in the bath.








































choked on a sock

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Whats yellow and runs on a 13 amp plug?

George Best

 

[Redhead]

what do you call an epileptic in a bush?

Russell


What do you call ten epileptics wrapped in tin foil?

Wrigleys




*Coat*