I got blue ink, in my pen

[Vinyl Richie]

I got blue ink in my pen
I got blue ink in my pen

I'VE GOT THE BEST PEN IN THE LAND

 

[Lush]

Lucky you! I'm hoping for something a bit more exciting for Christmas.

 

[Marc]

I have a black pen lid but the ink is RED, conspiracy? Someone tricking me? time to call Mulder me thinks!

<cue X-Files theme tune>

 

[bhafc99]

I got blue ink in my pen
I got blue ink in my pen

I'VE GOT THE BEST PEN IN THE LAND

Scene: Roman Abramovich's SW9 penthouse. Mr Abramovich is on the phone to Claudio Ranieri.

"Ranieri, I want Blüinck. Sign Blüinck. Offer £60m as a starter. I don't know who he is or who he plays for, but apparently he takes the best pens in the land. We must have him."

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

Re: Re: I got blue ink, in my pen

Scene: Roman Abramovich's SW9 penthouse. Mr Abramovich is on the phone to Claudio Ranieri.

"Ranieri, I want Blüinck. Sign Blüinck. Offer £60m as a starter. I don't know who he is or who he plays for, but apparently he takes the best pens in the land. We must have him."

 

[Kenhead]

That was really funny! still pmsl!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I got blue ink in my pen
I got blue ink in my pen

I'VE GOT THE BEST PEN IN THE LAND

Fickle pen owners always start off getting behind the pen, but as soon the honeymoon period is over, there's a few bad spells, the goals dry up and then the writing's on the wall. All too soon, it's:

We can see you running out
We can see you
We can see you
We can see you running out

 

[zefarelly]

I have a cross fountain pen . . . . it doesnt squirt and its not angry, but it write nice in black thankyou very much

 

[Trigger]

I got a free pen from my local sweet shop for Christmas! How nice...

 

[tedebear]

I've got a company pen that only writes every third word or so....spend most of my time scrawling on scratch paper to get it to write again....

actually - its cactus - it's going in the bin!!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

you lot are so jealous!!!!!

 

[brighton rock]

think you might need a bit of lead in your pencil?

 

[zefarelly]

I've got more lead in my pencil than there is on the roof of Westminster Abbey thanks

anybody elses leaded up? or do we have a thread of Jaffas

 

[tinx]

Someones knicked my pen.

 

[Sam]

i get them in the post sometimes....

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Anyone else got one of those bloody pens that make you fall over when you try to put them in your top pocket?
You know, the ones that are attached to a chain which is attached to a countertop.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I got a free pen from my local sweet shop for Christmas! How nice...

same here!