I got a txt from Turkey....

[Biscuit]

Im awear in his time he has sent some of the most disturbing/funny txts known to man. However when I recieved this one during my english literature lesson I cracked up. The message is as follows:


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Ive got the shits. What should i eat?
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Quality.

 

[Biscuit]

Anyone know what you should eat?

 

[tedebear]

spinach and boiled chicken

 

[Titanic]

egg curry

 

[Yorkie]

I just sent a text saying don't eat at all until it stops and buy some Immodium

The reply I got was WHAT?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

rice

 

[Artois]

I just sent a text saying don't eat at all until it stops and buy some Immodium

The reply I got was WHAT?

He's going to be pissed at you Biscuit.

 

[tedebear]

Probably should drink water though .... yes Immodium was what I was going to suggest too..... but spinach at least gives you some vitamins...

 

[Biscuit]

tedebear, Im not sure egg curry is the best option avalible.

Yorkie did you really send Turks a txt? I bet he's well annoyed i told the whole of nsc.

 

[Trigger]

My text to him...

"I hope u have a change of underpants! Those shits can be a nasty business"

 

[Artois]

This'll teach him to lose our post counts and threads.....

 

[Trigger]

My reply from Turkey ends with...

"It's all lies. ****s."

 

[Biscuit]

Nice one guys/gals.

Your not supposed to txt him! He gunna f***ing kill me (or at least try).

 

[Yorkie]

He's going to be pissed at you Biscuit.

Biscuit, you're in trouble and he said you're a chisla

 

[Marc]

just sent him:

Got the shits have we turky?

awaiting reply...

 

[Marc]

LOL....I got:

"Who are you?"

who shall I be?

 

[Biscuit]

Say your saddam hussein and your looking for sumone to stay with.

 

[Marc]

why? thats crap biscuit!
has he met any girls recently? I can pretend to be one of them!

 

[Biscuit]

No hw wont have. And my saddam huissan thing is good. A mate of mine did it to a friend, and they went to the police. We absoultly/and still do take the piss out of her for that.

 

[tedebear]

tedebear, Im not sure egg curry is the best option avalible.

egg curry?? I think you'll find titanic said that - blimey the only time someone replies to anything I've posted and they've got it wrong....

i'm going home now on that note....

*sob*