i am now ironing - how gay is that

[Publius Ovidius]

ironing shorts n stuff before they are packed

:safeway :safeway :safeway :safeway :safeway

 

[Les Biehn]

ironing shorts n stuff before they are packed

:safeway :safeway :safeway :safeway :safeway

Do mine every sunday. Not sure it is gay unless you are doing it in some pink hotpants, platforms and a purple ten gallon cowboy hat.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Are you ironing your underwear as well Dave?

*hurriedly thinks of something else*

 

[Publius Ovidius]

RESULT

If I go and tidy my bed side table and vac the floor - the missus has agreed to carry on the ironing




see you later

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Don't see much point in ironing BEFORE you pack.

 

[bhafc99]

Or vacuuming when you're about to go away. Why not do it when you get back?

 

[Shegull]

How can you iron and post on here at the same time - didn't think men could multitask

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: i am now ironing - how gay is that

Do mine every sunday. Not sure it is gay unless you are doing it in some pink hotpants, platforms and a purple ten gallon cowboy hat.

You've witnessed Dave doing his ironing then?

 

[Parson Henry]

Are you ironing your underwear as well Dave?

*hurriedly thinks of something else*

Don't need to iron pants if your bum stretches out the creases!

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: Re: i am now ironing - how gay is that

You've witnessed Dave doing his ironing then?

I was trying to be subtle about it Perry.

 

[Bozza]

Don't iron when naked. You can give yourself a very nasty burn.

*speaksfromexperience*

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i am now ironing - how gay is that

I was trying to be subtle about it Perry.

I appreciate that Leslie.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

woohoo....Vacking is the most theraputic thing known to man. you women are so lucky having these mundane things to occupy your pretty little heads

Just got loads of nasty fluff out of the carpet ( no wonder I wake up sometimes with a blocked nose)


Ironing is now done, packing is now done, house is now clean and I am ready to go ( but not going till wednesday)

nothing like being ahead of the game

 

[Parson Henry]

woohoo....Vacking is the most theraputic thing known to man. you women are so lucky having these mundane things to occupy your pretty little heads

Just got loads of nasty fluff out of the carpet ( no wonder I wake up sometimes with a blocked nose)


Ironing is now done, packing is now done, house is now clean and I am ready to go ( but not going till wednesday)

nothing like being ahead of the game

have you:

Cancelled the milk?

Ensured all your bills will be paid whilst away?

Told the neighbours?

Set timers and stuff to turn lights on and off?

Got your passports , holiday money and insurance?

Packed medicine such as Immodium?

Any more anyone?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

None of that...the girls are looking after the house whilst we are away



Passports and stuff packed, euro's bought, dicky tummy stuff bought,,,blood pressure pills packed...rain jackets also and a fleece ( its going to be 14 degrees on Friday according to the shite on the BBC weather channel)

 

[Trufflehound]

Any more anyone?

Put the cat out?





(trust those pesky kids, playing with matches and lighter fuel again...)

 

[Parson Henry]

None of that...the girls are looking after the house whilst we are away



Passports and stuff packed, euro's bought, dicky tummy stuff bought,,,blood pressure pills packed...rain jackets also and a fleece ( its going to be 14 degrees on Friday according to the shite on the BBC weather channel)

Party at Daves place Saturday night....

 

[Publius Ovidius]

just dont draw a moustache on my gainsborough

 

[Parson Henry]

just dont draw a moustache on my gainsborough

Ok what about genitalia?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ok what about genitalia?

You want to draw a moustache on Dave's cock?