I am BORED amuse me.

[Uncle Spielberg]

I am " working " from Home today.

As there is more chance of me sleeping with Kylie and Danni Minogue tonight than arranging a mortgage entertain me with amusing jokes, japes, websites, trivia and whimsical asides.

For all the bored souls out there this thread is to lift the boredom.

I thank you in anticipation of lots of amusement.

 

[sten_super]

I am currently "working" from work, which is even worse!

It scares when I think how much my company charges me out at, and then how much time I spend on NSC...

 

[Ding Dong !]

I need a mortgage !
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Only joking ( amused ? )

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I need a mortgage !
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Only joking ( amused ? )

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have just watched Deal or No Deal and may watch The Weakest Link next. I know how to live.

 

[timco]

an oldie but still amusing

Banana Phone (Badgerphone) | Flash

for a minute or two

and that reminds me must get on with sorting out my motgage soonish.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

an oldie but still amusing

Banana Phone (Badgerphone) | Flash

for a minute or two

and that reminds me must get on with sorting out my motgage soonish.

I know a Man who is very good.

 

[NF9]

Why did the man have rabbits on his head?

Because from far away it looks like hare

 

[Ding Dong !]

Sorry !


I too am working at home today ( well I am self employed ) but all pretty quiet on the work front today.

Anyone care to lock themselves out ??

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Sorry !


I too am working at home today ( well I am self employed ) but all pretty quiet on the work front today.

Anyone care to lock themselves out ??

you two would be sorted if i did get locked out,and i would prob need to take a mortgage out for what you fellas charge so uncle speilburg would be ok too

 

[Ding Dong !]

you two would be sorted if i did get locked out i would prob need to take a mortgage out for what you fellas charge so uncle speilburg would be ok too

You saying £500 callout is too expensive

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

You saying £500 callout is too expensive

compared to a new door and a couple of hinges

 

[Ding Dong !]

compared to a new door and a couple of hinges

Ah I see you are in London, well they are going to charge a lot up there !

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Bananaphone is very very odd.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Ah I see you are in London, well they are going to charge a lot up there !

they dont charge anything where i live to kick your door in, its just getting the drug crazed maniacs out again......thats the problem

still your bound to get a few calls tonight....with all the bog leapers out on the black stuff.......

 

[Nottseagull]

they dont charge anything where i live to kick your door in, its just getting the drug crazed maniacs out again......thats the problem

still your bound to get a few calls tonight....with all the bog leapers out on the black stuff.......

Camden Town is so Bohemian - I got off the tube there once looking for a branch of Specsavers. Where are all the national chains? Every other shop seems to sell trinkets, josticks and other weird stuff!

 

[Juan Albion]

Uncle Spielberg to customer: "Yes, the kitchen in your new house is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I am " working " from Home today.

As there is more chance of me sleeping with Kylie and Danni Minogue tonight than arranging a mortgage entertain me with amusing jokes, japes, websites, trivia and whimsical asides.

For all the bored souls out there this thread is to lift the boredom.

I thank you in anticipation of lots of amusement.

Been linked to many times on here, but 'F*** My Life' never fails to hit the spot. FML.

F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Camden Town is so Bohemian - I got off the tube there once looking for a branch of Specsavers. Where are all the national chains? Every other shop seems to sell trinkets, josticks and other weird stuff!

about half of the little bohemian trinket,jostick & shoe shops plus two pubs (one burnt down....mmmm) on the main rd between the tube and the canal bridge are all owned by one chap.....Theres ya chains..good place to go out though great music &

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Been linked to many times on here, but 'F*** My Life' never fails to hit the spot. FML.

F*** My Life - FML : Your everyday life stories.

Pick of today's little gems:

Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML

Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while having sex. FML