I am a black,nazi, recruitment consultant with aWest Ham ticket I didn't "earn"

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

surely this will generate far more responses than any old boring football thread?

Sits back to count.

 

[surrey jim]

see you there

 

[bhafc99]

What's the problem? You'll need to sit in someone else's seat for it to really kick it off...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Also..did I mention that I am a Muslim?

 

[Bluejuice]

A Muslim?

Not possible my friend, recruitment consultants don't have faith as they've not got souls

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

A Muslim?

Not possible my friend, recruitment consultants don't have faith as they've not got souls

HaH HaH HaH... infidel fools! I am recruiting the young and impressionable into slaying for Allah!

(Twirls end of moustache and flings dish dash over shoulder whilst clamping scimitar between teeth....where are all the white women? and young boys?)

 

[Publius Ovidius]

HaH HaH HaH... infidel fools! I am recruiting the young and impressionable into slaying for Allah!

(Twirls end of moustache and flings dish dash over shoulder whilst clamping scimitar between teeth....where are all the white women? and young boys?)

OI...I hope you are not one of those oiks who stand up all the time and try to get the crowd going like some fat bastard tried to do at Bournemouth and gave up for fear of falling asleep!!!!

 

[byf]

Fancy a march round london on saturday?

 

[Da Man Clay]

HaH HaH HaH... infidel fools! I am recruiting the young and impressionable into slaying for Allah!

(Twirls end of moustache and flings dish dash over shoulder whilst clamping scimitar between teeth....where are all the white women? and young boys?)

 

[Buzzer]

OI...I hope you are not one of those oiks who stand up all the time and try to get the crowd going like some fat bastard tried to do at Bournemouth and gave up for fear of falling asleep!!!!

No that was Goring Gull's doppelganger Boring Bull.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No that was Goring Gull's doppelganger Boring Bull.

Great bloke, he lent me a car jack outside an internet café that does not exist in Bournemouth!!