How would you dress your kid for school if....

[Mendoza]

They were told to dress up for this theme for charity??

Outrage over Australian school's 'dress like a disabled person day' - Telegraph

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Strewth.

 

[Muzzman]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What a great idea! I wish we'd been allowed to dress up as disableds when I was a nipper!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd just tie my kids shoelaces together so they could go as leg-mentals.

Or actually tie the kids themselves together, and send them as siamese jobs.

 

[Gazwag]

I'd put them in Reading shirt if it were sports day

 

[Titanic]

Send him to school in a Reading shirt.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Stephen Hawking would be a good one.

 

[Market Porter]

Alert...blatent trolling for THAT picture. (The Reading shirt one!)

 

[The Grockle]

it wasn't summer heights high was it?

 

[Easy 10]

Did anyone else used to tuck their arms into their jumpers, then just poke their elbows out through the sleeveholes so they looked like "stumps" ?

Thats what I'd do. I'd win easily.

 

[8ace]

Did anyone else used to tuck their arms into their jumpers, then just poke their elbows out through the sleeveholes so they looked like "stumps" ?

Thats what I'd do. I'd win easily.

Something similar - tuck your arms into your t-shirt, cross them over and put the right arm out of the left hole and vice-versa. This gave you really short arms - sorta like your hands started just after your shoulders.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Did anyone else used to tuck their arms into their jumpers, then just poke their elbows out through the sleeveholes so they looked like "stumps" ?

Thats what I'd do. I'd win easily.

I'd tape my shoes to my knees and kneel down and go around the playground shouting that I wanted raffia. I'd piss all over your pathetic jumper thing.

 

[Dr Q]

poke 'em in the eyes with a sharp stick and let them take the Labrador to school!

 

[Insel affe]

Im gonna get stick for this but......hey ho.............

 

[Easy 10]

Something similar - tuck your arms into your t-shirt, cross them over and put the right arm out of the left hole and vice-versa. This gave you really short arms - sorta like your hands started just after your shoulders.

Good one.
And it'd also give you the appearance of having a freakish BUST.

 

[8ace]

Im gonna get stick for this but......hey ho.............

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The Working Parent, without time to create special disabled clothes/costumes could always teach their children the time honoured "Joey" as modelled below.

 

[Scampi]

Did anyone else used to tuck their arms into their jumpers, then just poke their elbows out through the sleeveholes so they looked like "stumps" ?

Thats what I'd do. I'd win easily.

Yes.

And for the full affect push my tongue under my lower lip and slowly chant "joey, joey, joey"

 

[Billy the Fish]

A bit like Eric Cartman did when he entered the special olympics