Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
.............. walking to the office from the car park I fell into conversation with this gorgeous girl - mid-thirties, slim, well dressed, nice hair. As I went into our office I had a quick fantasy that she might fancy me - when it occurred to me how she would tell her work colleagues who she had been talking to.
Not "you know the tall handsome one with the come-to bed eyes" ............. more like "the old bald chubby one" (to paraphrase Brovian).
How would an attractive stranger describe you ?
Not "you know the tall handsome one with the come-to bed eyes" ............. more like "the old bald chubby one" (to paraphrase Brovian).
How would an attractive stranger describe you ?