How will we demonstarte if still no decision come the Labour Conference?

[Albion Dan]

I personally think if there hasnt been a decision by the time the conference roles into town then we should demonstrate as if it has been rejected.

A. Becasue by then they will be totally taking the Piss

B. Because, I hate to say, I think theyll say No if it goes past that date and they'll be postponing the decision just to avoid ugly scenes.

So how would we play it?

 

[pasty]

Just don't throw anything at him !!

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I will write to John Prescott and ask him if we can have a penalty shoot-out with Falmer Parish Council.

Winner gets the nod !

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I personally think if there hasnt been a decision by the time the conference roles into town then we should demonstrate as if it has been rejected.

A. Becasue by then they will be totally taking the Piss

B. Because, I hate to say, I think theyll say No if it goes past that date and they'll be postponing the decision just to avoid ugly scenes.

So how would we play it?

Peaceful civil disobedience in town for the duration of the conference. Cancel their hotel bookings and restaurant reservations, get cabbies to refuse to take them, pelt Prescott with absolutely thousands of blue'n'white painted eggs every time he shows his face in public. Embarrass them so publicly that it makes the front pages of every newspaper and the headlines of every news broadcast at home and abroad. Make sure these ugly scenes happen, cos if it drags on til late September they will have sold us all down the river sure as eggs is eggs.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

gotta be eggs innit

 

[Yorkie]

I could throw myself in front of him like the Pankhurst emancipation lady did in front of the king's horse at the races.

Kind donations for my funeral to be sent to Ned Ludd at Newhaven

 

[JAMC]

gotta be eggs innit

Throw a pigs head at the Labour Party.....

 

[Robot Chicken]

Blue powder in condoms? lol

 

[harry_h]

I could throw myself in front of him like the Pankhurst emancipation lady did in front of the king's horse at the races.

Kind donations for my funeral to be sent to Ned Ludd at Newhaven

 

[Bwian]

Get all of the FFA banners used in Cardiff, hang them up all along the seafront opposite the delegates' hotels...if nothing else we'll learn just how supportive the council really is depending on whether they let them stay or take them all down.

Imagine those poor buggers (delegates and party members) having their breakfasts, looking out to sea-only to see JP's fat face grinning at them from across the road-no matter which direction they look in. Most of the morning tv interviews use the seafront as the backdrop-JP's fat face in everybody's face first thing in the morning

If we use strong elastic to hang them up we can use them to fire water balloons at him from across the road as he walks to his car(s).

 

[chez]

Horses head under his hotel room pillow. Although that might be a bit hard to do.

 

[Dover]

Remote control helicopters and planes to drop powder and eggs on them, anybody!

 

[Dover]

Does anyone know anyone with an aeroplane so a banner could be towed along the seafront?

 

[fatboy]

Does anyone know anyone with an aeroplane so a banner could be towed along the seafront?

Think I've still got mine in my garden.

Seriously, it is a good idea. Would it be a no fly zone if there are politicians around?

 

[b.w.2.]

As I said in an earlier post, JP and Labour need to be aware that if they don't make the right decision - a huge "YES" - and make it quickly, then they are gonna face serious political consequences... this includes facing a revolution at their conference, which in turn means negative publicity for them, and losing their 3 Brighton and Hove MP's...

Ivor Caplin needs to give him the nod on this, soonest...

The banners and blue and white eggs suggestions above sound good to me... also, the organised disruption of their schedules...

Until they say yes, the threat must remain... we're so close now... mustn't take our foot off of the accelerator...

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Don't for heaven's sake do what some pro-hunt protestors did in Kendal. They threw an egg at Prescott, but it was hard-boiled!

That, I'm afraid to say, is so typically bloody Cumbrian it's untrue...

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Just a salutary note, you will not get within a mile of the senior delegates as security due to possible terror acts will be very high. Personally, I think a very large presence chanting outside as they enter on the first day would be the best way of showing them there are plenty of votes in this issue, that tends to focus politians minds.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Think I've still got mine in my garden.

Seriously, it is a good idea. Would it be a no fly zone if there are politicians around?

I can imagine there being massive security. In the past when Labout have come to town there have been warships stationed in the Channel, helicopters overhead, and an entire section of the seafront fenced off and covered in security screens. "Tonytown" I think it's called.

Perhaps it might be a good idea, a little nearer the time if we haven't heard anything, to prime some Labour delegates to bring the matter up whenever they see Prezza.

I'm sure we can think of a suitable series of attention-grabbing and news-grabbing protests. After all, when about twelve women held an anti-Bellotti protest outside the Lib Dem conference one year, it made the national TV news.

 

[Citrus]

Get thousands of Albion fans to sit outside the conference in the road blocking traffic. Cause chaos.














... and eggs.